FRIDAY FUNNIES 07-10-15: BEST POLITICAL CARTOONS FOR THE FIRST HALF OF 2015…

Posted on July 10, 2015. Filed under: Humor..., Political Humor..., QueenBeeWorld's Friday Funnies... | Tags: , , |

QueenBeeWorld

  QueenBeeWorld’s “Friday Funnies”…

“Laughter is an instant vacation.”

—Milton Berle

 

Time for a little humor at the politicians’ expense…

QueenBee

Hat Tip to U.S. News for many of these…

OK, I just had to put a couple in for Donald Trump.  Say what you want about him; I see him as a very welcome “change”…

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Saved the best and the truest for last…

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FRIDAY FUNNIES 06-05-15: VERNON’S FUNERAL…

Posted on June 5, 2015. Filed under: Humor..., QueenBeeWorld's Friday Funnies... | Tags: |

QueenBeeWorld

  QueenBeeWorld’s “Friday Funnies”…

 

After such a tumultuous week news-wise, here’s something to tickle your funny bone.  Hope you all have a great weekend.  Don’t forget to laugh, even if it’s at yourself…

QueenBee

 

VERNON’S FUNERAL

Vernon works hard at the phone company, but spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday.  His wife thinks he’s pushing himself too hard so for his birthday, she takes him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says, “Hey, Vern! How ya doing?”

His wife is puzzled, and asks if he’s been to this club before.

“Oh, no!” says Vern.   “He’s in my bowling league.”

When they’re seated, a waitress asks Vern if he’d like his usual, and brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, “How did she know you drink Budweiser?”

“I recognize her.  She’s the waitress from the golf club.  I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey.”

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Vern, starts to rub herself all over him and says, “Hi Vern!  Want your usual table dance, big boy?”

Vern’s wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Vern follows and spots her getting into a cab.  Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.

Vern tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.  She’s screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4-letter word in the book.

The cabbie turns around and says, “Geez, Vern!  You picked up a real bitch this time.”

 

 
 
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FRIDAY FUNNIES 04-25-14: BLOW DRYER “MISHAP” (ADULT HUMOR)…

Posted on April 25, 2014. Filed under: Humor..., QueenBeeWorld's Friday Funnies... | Tags: , , |

QueenBeeWorld

QueenBeeWorld’s “Friday Funnies”…

         

“There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.”

―Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol

I thought this was wickedly funny.  I’m still laughing…

QueenBee

A good lesson:

Bob’s wife caught him blow-drying his pecker this morning and asked him what the heck he was doing?

Apparently, “heating up your breakfast” was not the right answer.

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FRIDAY FUNNIES 04-04-14: FUNNY OBAMA AND PUTIN CARTOONS / JIMMY FALLON (AS PUTIN) AND SARAH PALIN SKIT ON TONIGHT SHOW (VIDEO)…

Posted on April 4, 2014. Filed under: Obama Unveiled..., Political Humor..., QueenBeeWorld's Friday Funnies... | Tags: , , , |

QueenBeeWorld

QueenBeeWorld’s “Friday Funnies”…

 

          “He who laughs, lasts.”

          —Mary Pettibone Poole

 

 

Here is Jimmy Fallon (as Vladimir Putin) talking on the phone to Sarah Palin in a skit on The Tonight Show.   He also plugged her new show, “Amazing America With Sarah Palin”, which premiered last night (April 3, 2014) at 8 PM on the Sportsman Channel.  I’ve also included lots of Obama and Putin cartoons.  Funny stuff…

QueenBee

 

 

Putin & Sarah Palin Phone Call on “Tonight Show”

 

Now for the Obama and Putin Cartoons…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I saved my best pics for last…

 

Here’s Putin’s “March Madness” Pick…

 

 

 

Here’s Obama’s “March Madness” Pick…

 

 

Hillary Clinton wanted in on the action, too…

 

Have a great weekend…

QueenBee

 

 

 

 

 

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FRIDAY FUNNIES 10-25-13: AUNTY ACID COMICS…

Posted on October 25, 2013. Filed under: Humor..., QueenBeeWorld's Friday Funnies... | Tags: , |

 

 

 

 

Here are some of my favorite “Aunty Acid” Funnies.  She’s got the same humor as “Maxine”.  Enjoy your weekend, and remember to laugh…

QueenBee

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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FRIDAY FUNNIES: CELEBRITY AND NOT-SO-CELEBRITY LOOK ALIKE VIDEOS…

Posted on September 6, 2013. Filed under: Humor..., Political Humor..., QueenBeeWorld's Friday Funnies... | Tags: , , , |

 

 

 

 

I’ve compiled some videos of celebrity look-alikes and not-so-celebrity look-alikes that are sure to entertain you.  Some are repeated, but are worth a second look.   Have a great weekend, everyone..

QueenBee

 

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…and here’s the most famous look-alike…

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FRIDAY FUNNIES: SOME OF MY FAVORITE ANTI-OBAMA BUMPER STICKERS…

Posted on August 30, 2013. Filed under: Humor..., Obama Unveiled..., Political Humor..., QueenBeeWorld's Friday Funnies... | Tags: , , |

 I'm not racist., I don't like Obama's white hal... Bumper Sticker
Liberalism is a Mental Disorder Bumper Sticker
Obama Ruined A Nation Bumper Sticker

We will never forget Benghazi, no matter how many diversions Obama puts in front of us…

 
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FRIDAY FUNNIES: “KEVIN NEALON: WHELMED, BUT NOT OVERLY” (FULL HILARIOUS VIDEO)…

Posted on August 9, 2013. Filed under: Humor..., QueenBeeWorld's Friday Funnies... | Tags: , , |

Workers insist that they are not disgruntled.  They are very gruntled.
—Kevin Nealon

Kevin Nealon, actor and comedian best known as a cast member on Saturday Night Live, is one of the funniest in the business.  I find his brand of humor to be extremely funny, but not at the expense of others in a derogatory manner; no flying “N”-words, no swearing and no anger issues.  When I saw this hour-long stand-up special listed, I DVR’d it and watched it several times with family and friends, and the results were the same—everyone loved it!

When I came across it online, I had to post it.  Here’s the complete video which I’m sure you’ll find very humorous.  You’d be hard-pressed to pick out a favorite part because the whole hour is side-splitting.  The intro at the beginning is entertaining as well.  Have a great weekend, and remember to smile…

Watch Now:  “Kevin Nealon:  Whelmed, But No Overly”

QueenBee

 

 

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UPDATED 08-05-13: FRIDAY FUNNIES: “PUPPY POWER” (VIDEO)…

Posted on August 2, 2013. Filed under: Humor..., TV and Radio..., UPDATED POSTS... | Tags: , , |

Monday, August 5, 2013 — 4:52 PM (My original post follows my updates)

I’m updating this post…again—Evidence of why I love dogs and don’t like (or trust) cats…

QueenBee

Dogs, cats and trust

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Friday, August 2, 2013 — 12:37 PM (My original post follows my update)

Unfortunately, this just changed…you won’t be able to view the complete episode, only a 2-minute snippet.  They’re now charging $1.99 per episode.  Too bad because it’s such a cute episode.  I’m posting two snippets here, and you can still click on the link in my original post (below) to view other snippets…

QueenBee

Too Cute :  Puppy Power

I did manage to find a snippet of my favorite from the episode, Little Roo…

Roo the Explorer | Too Cute!

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Here’s my Original Post…

I am definitely a puppy / dog person.  If I could afford them, I’d have a house full; they’re such a joy.  Since we can’t afford them right now (I want two), I found a guilty pleasure where I could enjoy watching cute little puppies grow up before my eyes in about an hour’s time, and it doesn’t cost me anything.  I just started watching these episodes, and now I’m hooked.  Enter Animal Planet’s “Too Cute” episodes that I DVR regularly now…

“Too Cute” just started into their third season which premiered on April 30, 2011.  Each episode tells the story of three different groups of animals.  I only DVR the puppy episodes, but there are other animals—mostly dogs and cats.

This is a full “Too Cute” episode entitled “Puppy Power” and is one of the cutest episodes, although they’re all smile-bringers.  Roo is my favorite in this episode–I’m always ROOting for the “underdog LOL…

What makes these even more enjoyable to watch is the narrator, actor Henry Strozier, who’s words only add to the cute factor…

Henry Strozier

I guarantee that if you’re having a stressed out day, put your feet up and watch this adorable episode.  You’ll soon be stress-free and laughing, and as an added bonus, you’ll get a fun-filled education on our furry friends…

Here’s the video link:  http://animal.discovery.com/tv-shows/too-cute/videos/puppy-power.htm.  After the segment, it’ll automatically cue in other “Too Cute” snippets.

Enjoy, and have a happy and blessed weekend…

QueenBee

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FRIDAY FUNNIES: THE EAGLE IS GONE…

Posted on June 7, 2013. Filed under: Humor..., Obama Unveiled..., Political Humor..., QueenBeeWorld's Friday Funnies... | Tags: , |


The skunk has replaced the Eagle as the new symbol of the American Presidency.  It is half black, half white, and everything it does stinks.

 

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FRIDAY FUNNIES: THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY…

Posted on May 31, 2013. Filed under: Humor..., QueenBeeWorld's Friday Funnies... | Tags: |

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Here are 34 points to ponder…

QueenBee

 

For those who love the philosophy of ambiguity as well as the idiosyncrasies of English:

1.        Don’t sweat the petty things; don’t pet the sweaty things.

2.        One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

3.        Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

4.        If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

5.        The main reason that Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

6.        I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, “where’s the self- help section?”  She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

7.        What if there were no hypothetical questions?

8.        If a deaf child signs swear words, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

9.        If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

10.     Is there another word for synonym?

11.     Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all?”

12.     What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

13.     If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

14.     Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

15.     Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?  Are they afraid someone will clean them?

16.     If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is it homeless or naked?

17.     Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

18.     If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

19.     Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

20.     How do they get deer to cross the road only at those road signs?

21.     What was the best thing before sliced bread?

22.     One nice thing about egotists:  They don’t talk about other people.

23.     Does the little mermaid wear an algebra?

24.     Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

25.     How is it possible to have a civil war?

26.     If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?

27.     If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?

28.     If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

29.     Whose cruel idea was it for the word ‘lisp’ to have ‘s’ in it?

30.     Why are hemorrhoids called “hemorrhoids” instead of “assteroids”?

31.     Why is it called tourist season if we can’t shoot at them?

32.     Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

33.     If you spin an oriental person in a circle three times, do they become disoriented?

34.   Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?

 

 

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FRIDAY FUNNIES 03-22-13: THE FUNNY SIDE OF CONDOMS AND SEX…

Posted on March 22, 2013. Filed under: Humor..., QueenBeeWorld's Friday Funnies... | Tags: , , |

With all the talk this week about free condoms in schools, “Sex Week” at the University of Tennessee, I thought it fitting to post a few cartoons and a video on the subject.  Have a great weekend…

QueenBee

Unusual Condoms (34 pics)

Athletes having sex at the Olympic village sex by Roy -Chris Taylor-

 

Got Wood - Tiger Woods Condom Advert

 

 

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Last, but not least, a funny video from Mrs. Brown…

Mrs. Brown and the condom

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FRIDAY FUNNIES 03-15-13: “LAZY GUNS” AND GUN CONTROL…

Posted on March 15, 2013. Filed under: Humor..., Obama Unveiled..., Political Humor... | Tags: , |

 

Here’s a quote from the Right…

I have strong feelings about gun control.  If there’s a gun around, I want to be controlling it.”

—Clint Eastwood

 

…and a quote from the Left..

“If you talk to any of my Democratic colleagues who lost that year, they would tell that gun control was one of the major contributory factors in the loss of their seats.”

—John Dingell

 

With all the talk of gun control spewing from Obama and the Left, I wanted to post something that’s Right…

Have a great weekend, Everyone…

QueenBee

 

Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Stevens 320 right in the doorway.  I set 6 shells right next to it.  Noticing it had no legs of its’ own, I even placed it in my wheelchair to help it get around.  I then left it alone and went about my business.

While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor boy across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign right in front of our house.  After about an hour, I checked on the gun.  It was still sitting there in the wheelchair, right where I had left it.  It hadn’t rolled itself outside.  It certainly hadn’t killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had been presented to do so.  In fact, it hadn’t even loaded itself.

Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the media hype about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people.  Either the media is wrong, and it’s the misuse of guns by PEOPLE that kills people, or I’m in possession of the laziest gun in the world.

Alright, well, I’m off to check on my spoons.  I hear they’re making people fat.

 

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FRIDAY FUNNIES: FUNNY “GUY” VIDEOS AND ANIMATED MINISODES…

Posted on March 8, 2013. Filed under: Humor..., QueenBeeWorld's Friday Funnies... | Tags: , , , |

If you’re in the middle of severe weather, may God keep you safe—wherever you are.  While the blizzard continues here in Massachusetts,  I wanted to share these with you…

Ah, guys…

Can’t live with ’em; can’t play mind games without ’em, but I love ’em…

QueenBee

 

The human side of guys…

 

How guys try to impress women…

Masculine Moments

 

Men Will Be Men

 

Getting his “pants on”…

Funny drunk man

 

…and the not-so-human side…

 

Family Guy Minisodes…

Funny Family Guy Moments

 

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Simpsons Minisodes…

Simpsons Funny Moments

 

Funny Simpsons Moments

 

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FRIDAY FUNNIES: FUNNY POLITICAL VIDEOS 03-01-13…

Posted on March 1, 2013. Filed under: Humor..., Political Humor..., QueenBeeWorld's Friday Funnies... | Tags: , |

Here are some Political Funnies to tickle your funny bone and kick-start your weekend.  Enjoy…

QueenBee

 

Liberal Priorities: The Great Eight

 

Funny Moments of Politicians

 

Stick to the Script, Obama!: The Great Eight

 

Obamaville Song

 

Bringing Home The Bacon: The Great Eight

 

My favorite…

Pelosi Gavel

 

 

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FRIDAY FUNNIES: KIDS ANSWER QUESTIONS ON RELATIONSHIPS…

Posted on January 18, 2013. Filed under: Humor..., QueenBeeWorld's Friday Funnies... | Tags: , , |

Ahh, you never know what kids will say next, but they do need to grow up with an independent mind.  These kids have it in spades.

Have a great weekend…

QueenBee

1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids) 
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
— Alan, age 10 

No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you’re stuck with.
— Kristen, age 10 

2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? 

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. 
— Camille, age 10 

No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.

–Freddie, age 6



3. 
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? 

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. 
— Derrick, age 8 


4. 
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MUM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? 

Both don’t want any more kids. 
— Lori, age 8 


5. 
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? 

Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. 
— Lynnette, age 8 


On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. 

— Martin, age 10 

 

6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? 

When they’re rich. 

— Pam , age 7 

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess with that. 
– – Curt, age 7 

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do. 
– – Howard, age 8 

 

7. WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

I’d run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.

–Craig, age 9

 

8. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? 

I don’t know which is better, but I’ll tell you one thing. I’m never going to have sex with my wife. I don’t want to be all grossed out.

Theodore, age 8

 

It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. 
— Anita, age 9

9. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN’T GET MARRIED? 

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t there? 

— Kelvin, age 8 

 


And the #1 Favorite is
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10. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? 

Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.

— Ricky, age 10

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FRIDAY FUNNIES: THE [NOT SO] GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY OF OBAMA POLITICS 11-02-12…

Posted on November 2, 2012. Filed under: Humor..., Obama Unveiled..., Political Humor..., Politics..., QueenBeeWorld's Friday Funnies... | Tags: , , |

Here’s more humor at Obama’s expense, and unfortunately some at our’s

QueenBee

 

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The new U.S. military uniform if Obama is reelected

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Obama speechwriter Jon Favreau with a handful

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No, you don’t salute while talking on the phone, dumbass

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If only the U.S. military could turn the look on Mooshelle’s face into a weapon…

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The latest poll of everyone named Tyrone

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President Romney on the right, and some guy named Obama on the left.

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If looks could kill…
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“Don’t worry, mommy will take care of it…”

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“Promises are a cheap way to buy an election”
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Where your tax dollars go

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Jim Messina, Obama’s campaign manager. DO NOT LET YOUR CHILDREN NEAR THIS MAN!

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They guy in the background has more important things to do than listen to Obama…

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McDonalds’ New “Angry Meal”

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Wrappng themselves in South African flags…

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FRIDAY FUNNIES 10-05-12: FUNNY OBAMA POLITICAL CARTOONS…

Posted on October 5, 2012. Filed under: Obama Unveiled..., Political Humor..., QueenBeeWorld's Friday Funnies... | Tags: , , |

Some funny political cartoons at Obama’s expense to start your weekend off with a smile…

QueenBee

Political Cartoons by Ken Catalino

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FRIDAY FUNNIES: POLITICAL HUMOR 09-28-12…

Posted on September 28, 2012. Filed under: Humor..., Obama Unveiled..., Political Humor..., Politics..., QueenBeeWorld's Friday Funnies... | Tags: , |

With the first of three debates between Obama and Romney just a few days away (Wednesday, October 3rd), I thought a little political humor was in order.  Have a great weekend, and don’t forget to Live, Love and Laugh…

QueenBee

Political Cartoons by Nate Beeler

Political Cartoons by Ken Catalino

Political Cartoons by Glenn Foden

'We heard that laughter is the best medicine, so beginning Monday we'll be regulating it.' by Pike, Douglas

''La Presidencia', 'Palais du General', but no, you had to let your idiot brother Earl name the house.' by Guy & Rodd

47 Percent Free Riders

 Obama-romney Debates

Reaction to Obama Speech

Barack and Bubba

Obama Speech vs. Clinton Speech

The Right Direction

Jobs and Obama's Reelection

Obama's Tough Week

Bush and Obama Portrait

 Obama's Evolution

Forward, Off A Cliff

 Hotel Afghanistan

Obama bows before the Burger King

The Obama Promise

obama-plumber-cartoon

Obama Campaign Cash

Obama's Explains His Position

Obama's Two Modes

State Dinner for China

New Obama Logo

Barack Obama and Jon Stewart

Political Cartoons by Jerry Holbert

 Obama's Connectiveness

Obama's Economic Team

 Obama Distancing

Political Cartoons by Lisa Benson

Obama vs Demogogues

 Obama Shrinks

The Economy, Stupid

Political Cartoons by Glenn McCoy

Obama TV Appearances


Hope vs. Help

Political Cartoons by Jerry Holbert

 Friendly Fire

BP Damage Claims

Political Cartoons by Gary Varvel

Obama's Dripping Approval Ratings

Political Cartoons by Steve Breen

Political Cartoons by Chuck Asay

 Obama Pan

Political Cartoons by Michael Ramirez

PLEASE NOTE:  “Eye Candy” will rot this country…

QueenBee

Political Cartoons by Lisa Benson

Political Cartoons by Eric Allie

Obama Gets Nostalgic

 Obama Transparency

 Obama's Waterloo

Political Cartoons by Glenn McCoy

  1. Political Cartoons by Glenn Foden

Political Cartoons by Robert Ariail

Political Cartoons by Chuck Asay

Political Cartoons by Gary Varvel

Political Cartoons by Ken Catalino

Political Cartoons by Bob Gorrell

I’ll close with a few political quotes…

“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.” —Groucho Marx

“Politics, noun. A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.” —Ambrose Bierce, The Devil’s Dictionary

“The enemy isn’t conservatism. The enemy isn’t liberalism. The enemy is bulls**t.” —Lars-Erik Nelson, political columnist

“Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman’s power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.” —Ambrose Bierce, The Devil’s Dictionary

“Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.” —Will Rogers

The truth comes out when speaking off-prompter…

”UPS and FedEx are doing just fine, right? It’s the Post Office that’s always having problems.”

—Barack Obama, attempting to make the case for government-run healthcare, while simultaneously undercutting his own argument, Portsmouth, N.H., Aug. 11, 2009

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FRIDAY FUNNIES: A COUPLE SPEND A DAY AT THE ZOO…

Posted on April 8, 2011. Filed under: Humor... | Tags: , , |

I believe this to be a pretty accurate analogy.  LOL!  Have a great weekend, everyone, and continue to smile…

 

QueenBee

 A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo.  She was wearing a loose-fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps.  He was wearing his usual jeans and a tee shirt.

As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, Silver Back Gorilla.  Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy.  He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and two feet, he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand.  He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink dress.

The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny.  He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom.

She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead.

Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin.

She did, and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down.

“Now— show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him,” her husband instructed her.

This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy and he started doing flips.

Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut…

Now…tell him you have a headache!” 

 

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