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FRIDAY FUNNIES 07-24-15: 2015 COMPILATION OF PRANKS ON COPS…

Posted on July 24, 2015. Filed under: Humor..., QueenBeeWorld's Friday Funnies... | Tags: , |

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Here’s a video of some pretty funny pranks.  Nice to see that most cops have a good sense of humor.  Hope you all have a great weekend.…

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Cop Pranks (GONE WRONG) – Police Pranks Compilation 2015

 

 

 

 

 

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FRIDAY FUNNIES 07-10-15: BEST POLITICAL CARTOONS FOR THE FIRST HALF OF 2015…

Posted on July 10, 2015. Filed under: Humor..., Political Humor..., QueenBeeWorld's Friday Funnies... | Tags: , , |

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“Laughter is an instant vacation.”

—Milton Berle

 

Time for a little humor at the politicians’ expense…

QueenBee

Hat Tip to U.S. News for many of these…

OK, I just had to put a couple in for Donald Trump.  Say what you want about him; I see him as a very welcome “change”…

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Saved the best and the truest for last…

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FRIDAY FUNNIES 07-03-15: 16 OF THE FUNNIEST NEWS BLOOPERS CAUGHT ON-CAMERA…

Posted on July 3, 2015. Filed under: Humor..., News And Politics..., NEWS..., QueenBeeWorld's Friday Funnies..., TV and Radio... | Tags: , |

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“Laughter is the perfect tax-free remedy for a taxed life…”

—QueenBee

Hope you all have a great Independence Day.  Don’t forget to laugh.  Robust health depends on it…

QueenBee

 

 

From:  uberhavoc

The 16 Best Funny News Bloopers That Have Ever Happened

2. Purple Teeny Weeny Wet Willie

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Source: MakeAGif

Remember when you used to get drunk with your friends and the first person to pass out would get a penis drawn on his forehead? This is basically the live TV version of that prank.

This poor sports reporter was just trying to cover the latest soccer news when some fans in the background decided to get a little, well, frisky. I’m not sure why someone was carrying around a big purple vibrator at the time, but apparently he thought the best way to use it was to try and give the reporter a truly terrifying wet willie. Props to the reporter for not letting the prank break his concentration. Luckily, security was nearby to stop the stunt quickly.

 

3. Sweet Bike Moves

Guy Eats It On Bike during broadcast
Source: MakeAGif

Sometimes, the background is the best part of a funny news blooper.

I’ll give credit where credit is due; the woman reporting this story is doing a solid stand up for what looks like an otherwise boring story. Luckily for her, and for viewers everywhere, her story gets a lot more interesting thanks to a bicyclist who doesn’t quite seem to have mastered the concept of the sidewalk. I would tell the guy “chin up,” but he’s already chin down in the concrete. That has to hurt.

 

4. What Is She Hiding?

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Anyone have any idea what is going on here?

This live News room blooper still has the world wondering what this news reporter was looking at and then hiding between her legs. It is weird enough that she would be lifting up her dress to look in between her legs in a public setting in general. But to know that the coworker next to you is on live television and still do it, is mind-boggling. Then again, didn’t the cameraman know she was busy? We all know what it sort of looks like, but why in the world would she have anything hidden under her dress while on the clock. her face is absolutely classic and she even fakes like she is looking at her screens right when she realizes she is caught red-handed. I doubt she can even read what’s on her screens anyway. Anyone have any idea what is going on here?

 

5. Revealing It All….Well Damn Near

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Source: WN

Her name is Laila Abid, and she is a Moroccan-Dutch news anchor, journalists, and presenter.

It’s a bit hard to tell whether this amazing news anchor knew whether her chest was as exposed as possible (without being NSFW) or not, but I guarantee the News viewers didn’t care. The gut feeling is that she definitely knew what she was wearing and did so on purpose, which makes it even better. Her name is Laila Abid, and she is a Moroccan-Dutch news anchor, journalists, and presenter.

In 2011 she was named 88th on the Top 100 Most Powerful Arab Women list. Which brings up the initial thought that, “How can an Arab woman dress so scandalously?” It’s quite the opposite of the stereotype dress code that most female arabs are given, even controversial in many minds. What are you thoughts?

 

6. This Little Piggy…

Reporter Receives Pig Head Treatment
Source: MakeAGif

Do not call women pigs, especially on live TV.

OTS stands for the over-the-shoulder graphics that pop up next to anchors in the newsroom. Depending on the camera being used in the studio, the OTS is programmed to automatically show up on the part of the screen where you don’t see an actual person. Someone didn’t explain this to the tech director at one local news station, so a photo of a pig showed up in place of the face of the female anchor reading the story. Women don’t want to be compared to animals in general, but this is an especially low blow.

 

7. Uh Ma’am, Is Your Shirt On Properly?

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Source: yourepeat

Is This a New Style or a Wardrobe Malfunction?

This jolly news anchor is showing quite a bit of skin while on Live television but only of one breast…I think. It is pretty difficult to tell whether was a fashion statement gone bad or a total wardrobe miscue. The blouse looks to come down quite a bit on her right (our left) side. Either way, it would be an interesting new cast to catch on live TV. Everyone was definitely waiting for something to happen…

 

8. Idiot Tries to Ruin the Broadcast

Reporter knees guy in the nads
Source: MakeAGif

This weather reporter dodges an idiot storm while reporting on an actual storm.

Weather reporters go through hell as it is. Any time there’s an extreme storm on the way, they’re put outside in a giant raincoat while the producer – safe in the newsroom – hopes they get blown over by wind or rain because it makes for great TV. The last thing they want to deal with is some loser trying to video-bomb their shot, or what looks like maybe worse. This South Carolina reporter has deflection down to a science. He anticipates the prankster from a few feet away and gets his knee ready for impact. He gives the guy a well-deserved butt kicking.

 

9. Flying Skateboard

Mike Amor catches skateboard to back of the head
Source: MakeAGif

Dude, check out my sweet sk8r moves, dude!

In any other circumstance, this would be a perfectly planned live shot: panning from a dynamic skater riding through the park to a young reporter covering the event. Unfortunately, Mike Amor became part of the story when the skate trick went awry and the skater’s board went flying in his direction. You wish you could watch this gif in slow motion, if for no other reason than to shout “noo!” as a word of warning to Amor.

 

10. The Erykah Badu Push Aside

Reporter Stiff Arms singer Erykah Badu
Source: MakeAGif

Do you have any idea who you just pushed aside? Well, singer-songwriter Erykah Badu, that’s who!

Erykah Badu may already be famous, but that doesn’t mean she can’t still have a little fun on camera. Unfortunately, this TV news anchor wasn’t in on the fun. Granted, she already executes a near-perfect smiling video bomb before trying to take it up a notch my giving the reporter a hug – and possibly a kiss on the cheek. But he pushes her away like she’s just some crazy person on the street! Hey guy, Erykah Badu is probably more famous than you. Show a little respect!

 

11. Spider-Man “Drops” In

Reporter Passes Out On Spider-Man in time square
Source: MakeAGif

Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man is here, rescuing news reporters in need!

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Does whatever a spider can.

Can he scare reporters and make them faint?

(I think that’s how the theme song goes.)

This Good Morning America reporter obviously wasn’t having such a good morning when Spider-Man paid her an unexpected visit. That scream is definitely real, but I can’t tell if she actually faints or not. Either way, Spider-Man is there with an ever-so-daring rescue. I just hope Mary Jane didn’t get jealous while watching at home.

 

12. Get Plowed

Reporter Hit By Snow Plow
Source: MakeAGif

While reporting on a recent snowstorm, this reporter missed the big story that was coming up right behind him!

How would you fare against a wave of heavy, dirty snow? Probably not much better than this poor reporter. While reporting on recent snowfall, he didn’t notice the snow plow speeding up behind him. A frozen tidal wave ensues, and for a minute you think the reporter gets knocked clean off his feet. But no! He’s still standing! Given the weather, does that count as a Christmas miracle?

 

13. Get A Room Already!

Rabbit Makes Love to Other Rabbit's Face live on air
Source: MakeAGif

Want to watch two mammals get it on on live TV?

A local news station brought two bunnies into their newsroom for a story that completely escapes me. The bunnies, well, proceeded to do what bunnies do best.  The reactions of the three anchors are a perfect case study in human behavior. The older guy on the left seems to get the biggest kick out of it. The woman seems to think that if she starts acting prim and proper, it will cancel out the dirty deed going on right in front of her. I’m not entirely sure the younger male anchor knows what’s happening.

 

14. Serious Butter Fingers

Guy Drops Kid During Broadcast
Source: MakeAGif

Breaking news: Man drops baby and ball on live TV, and no one notices.

Don’t pay attention to the actual interview happening here. It’s boring. The real blooper beauty is, once again, in the background.

I’ve heard there’s this unofficial “man code” that states whenever someone throws a ball at you, you have to catch it. But if you’re also carrying a baby at the time, I think you let the ball go in favor of making sure you don’t drop your kid head first on the ground.

 

15. Not So Sneaky

Studio Attendee Mission Impossible Fail
Source: MakeAGif

Good technical directors are neither seen nor heard. This guy is a bad technical director.

Apparently, the man in the background didn’t realize the cameras had already started rolling while he was in the studio. So what’s a stunned, camera-shy technical director to do? Stop, drop and… out of there as quickly as possible. Too bad his escape is far from subtle. Luckily, the anchor doesn’t make a big deal about it and continues right on with the story. Too bad nobody’s paying attention to him at this point.

 

16. Debate Gone Bad

Foreign News Reporters Go At It
Source: MakeAGif

Who expected three old guys to turn a boring news talk show into a WWE showdown?

This isn’t so much a news blooper as it is an unorthodox way to make dry political talk very, very interesting. This clip leaves you with more questions than answers. What could possibly make these three old men so angry? Why was that studio desk so cheap in the first place? Seriously, it came apart faster than my resolve while assembling similar furniture from Ikea. Most importantly, who won the fight? I think we have an answer to that final question: When old geezers fight, the internet wins.

 

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FRIDAY FUNNIES 06-05-15: VERNON’S FUNERAL…

Posted on June 5, 2015. Filed under: Humor..., QueenBeeWorld's Friday Funnies... | Tags: |

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After such a tumultuous week news-wise, here’s something to tickle your funny bone.  Hope you all have a great weekend.  Don’t forget to laugh, even if it’s at yourself…

QueenBee

 

VERNON’S FUNERAL

Vernon works hard at the phone company, but spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday.  His wife thinks he’s pushing himself too hard so for his birthday, she takes him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says, “Hey, Vern! How ya doing?”

His wife is puzzled, and asks if he’s been to this club before.

“Oh, no!” says Vern.   “He’s in my bowling league.”

When they’re seated, a waitress asks Vern if he’d like his usual, and brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, “How did she know you drink Budweiser?”

“I recognize her.  She’s the waitress from the golf club.  I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey.”

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Vern, starts to rub herself all over him and says, “Hi Vern!  Want your usual table dance, big boy?”

Vern’s wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Vern follows and spots her getting into a cab.  Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.

Vern tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.  She’s screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4-letter word in the book.

The cabbie turns around and says, “Geez, Vern!  You picked up a real bitch this time.”

 

 
 
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FRIDAY FUNNIES: GUY DISCUSSES FOOD WITH HIS DOG…

Posted on November 28, 2014. Filed under: Humor..., QueenBeeWorld's Friday Funnies... | Tags: , |

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I hope you all had a very Blessed and Happy Thanksgiving. We served a nice turkey at our house. I’m betting a Lame Duck was served at the White House.

This video is so funny, I watch it from time to time. You’ve probably already seen it, but it’s worth repeating.  The only downside to this video is that it’s not a little longer.

Have a great weekend…

QueenBee

 

Man Talking With Dog About Food 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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FRIDAY FUNNIES 08-15-14: THE COMEDIC GENIUS OF ROBIN WILLIAMS (VIDEOS)…

Posted on August 15, 2014. Filed under: Humor..., Inspirational..., Military..., Political Humor..., QueenBeeWorld's Friday Funnies... | Tags: , , , , , |

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“We have a president for whom English is a second language. He’s like ‘We have to get rid of dictators’, but he’s pretty much one himself.”

—Robin Williams

 

 

It wouldn’t be appropriate if I didn’t have a “Friday Funnies” this week without showcasing some of the comedic genius of Robin Williams. I doubt there will be another actor / comedian like him again.

I thank him for all the joy and laughter he’s given me while facing my own obstacles that I’m dealing with. He’s been a ray of sunshine on many cloudy days, and for that I am grateful. His family should be proud of the man he was. May his soul finally be at peace…

QueenBee

 

Here’s Robin Williams’ first appearance on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson…

 

Robin Williams Crazy First Appearance on Johnny Carson’s Tonight Show

 

The next three videos are of Robin Williams entertaining our troops, whom I’ve always held in high regard. May God continue to bless and keep them all safe so they can soon safely return home to their loved ones…

 

Robin Williams as troops “Retreat” at Camp Arifjan, Kuwait

 

 

 

 

Robin Williams At Kandahar AirField: Part 1 of 2

 

 

Robin Williams At Kandahar AirField: Part 2 of 2

 

Robin Williams Hilarious FULL Interview on Johnny Carson’s Tonight Show – 1991

 

Here’s two videos of both Robin Williams and his mentor, Jonathan Winters, another equally gifted comedian…

 

1986: Jonathan Winters and Robin Williams improvise

 

Jonathan Winters & Robin Williams in Funniest Moments on Johnny Carson’s Tonight Show

 

Robin Williams on politics…

 

Robin Williams and Obama’s “line”

 

Robin Williams breaks down the last ten years of U.S politics

 

Robin Williams On American Idol

 

Robin Williams Salutes Robert De Niro at AFI Life Achievement Award

 

Robin Williams Kicks Off the AFI Life Achievement Award For Al Pacino

 

Robin Williams – Impersonation of a Smart Kid

 

VERY Favorite Whose Line Moments – Robin Williams

 

Here’s a skit Robin Williams did with Carol Burnett, entitled “The Funeral”. You may think this video is in poor taste, but as Robin stated in Patch Adams…

 

“What’s wrong with death, sir?  What are we so mortally afraid of?  Why can’t we treat death with a certain amount of humanity, dignity and decency, and God forbid, maybe even humor.  Death is not the enemy, gentlemen.  If we’re going to fight a disease, let’s fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference.”—Robin Williams, “Patch Adams”

 

Carol Burnett and Robin Williams -The Funeral

 

Top 10 Robin Williams Performances

 

Here’s a clip from my favorite movie of all time, “Patch Adams”, a movie that helped me kick the “why me” attitude after I was diagnosed with Invasive Breast Cancer. I laugh (and cry) every time I watch this movie. Even watching this clip, I get a lump in my throat…

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byPJ22JDFjI

 

Wow, I’m going to miss him…

 

QueenBee

 

 

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FRIDAY FUNNIES 08-08-14: BULLSHITTIN’ / THE LIAR / REPUBLICAN PUPPIES / POLITICAL QUIPS FROM COMICS…

Posted on August 8, 2014. Filed under: Humor..., Political Humor..., QueenBeeWorld's Friday Funnies... | Tags: , , |

 


“Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers.  Once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.”  —Bill Cosby

Let’s start off the weekend with a little political humor.  Have a great weekend…

QueenBee

 

BULLSHITTIN’

A young black guy with his pants hanging half off his butt, two gold front teeth, and a half-inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.  He marched up to the counter and said, “Hi.  You know, I just HATE drawing welfare.  I’d really rather have a job.  I don’t like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing.”

The social worker behind the counter said, “Your timing is excellent!  We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.  You’ll have to drive around in his 2012 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes.  Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.  You’ll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.  This is rather awkward to say, but you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20’s and has a rather strong sex drive.”

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, “You’re bullshittin’ me!”

The social worker said, “Yeah, well, you started it.”

 

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THE LIAR

Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they got there, the wreckage was clear. The aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hulk left smoldering in a tree line that bordered a farm.

Secret Service descended upon the smoking hulk but could find no remains of the crew or the President’s staff. To their amazement, a lone farmer was plowing a field not too far away as if nothing at all happened. They hurried over to surround the man’s tractor.

“Sir,” the senior Secret Service agent asked, panting and out of breath.

“Did you see this terrible accident happen?”

“Yep. Sure did.” The man muttered unconcernedly.

“Do you realize that is the President of the United States airplane?”

“Yep.”

“Were there any survivors?” the agent gasped.

“Nope. They all kilt straight out.” The farmer sighed cutting off his tractor motor. “I done buried them all myself. Took most of the morning.”

“The President of the United States is dead?” The agent gulped in disbelief.

“Well,” the farmer sighed, obviously wanting to get back to his work. “He kept a-saying he wasn’t, but you know what a liar he is.”

 

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REPUBLICAN PUPPIES

President Clinton is out jogging, and he encounters a man with some puppies. Clinton asks the man what kind of puppies they are, and the man responds, “They’re Democrat puppies, Mr. President.”

Clinton thinks that is so great that the next day he brings the first lady to see these puppies for herself. He asks the man to tell Hillary what kind of puppies they are, and the man responds, “They’re Republican puppies.”

The president looks puzzled and says, “Yesterday, you told me they were Democrat puppies.” The man smiles and says, “Yesterday, they were. But today, they have their eyes open!”

 

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“President Bush briefed President-elect Obama on the state of the nation this week. You know, look, I don’t want to say things look bad, but Barack Obama’s new slogan? ‘Maybe We Can.’ ”

Jay Leno


Two political candidates were having a hot debate.  Finally, one of them jumped up and yelled at the other, “What about the powerful interest that controls you?”

And the other guy screamed back, “You leave my wife out of this!”


“Daddy, do all Fairy Tales begin with Once Upon A Time?”

“No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with ‘If Elected I promise’ ”


On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep-and-cattle ranch outside Roswell, an incident they say has been covered up by the military.

March 31, 1948, nine months after that day, Al Gore was born.

That clears up a lot of things.


“Barack Obama said he may negotiate with the Taliban.  A lot of people are saying okay, but be careful.  But I said this guy has experience negotiating with the enemy.  For gosh sake, he lives with his mother-in-law, you know.”

David Letterman


Even crime wouldn’t pay if the government ran it.


“I tell you, the economy is in bad shape.  In fact, the economy is so bad, President Barack Obama’s new slogan is ‘Spare Change You Can Believe In.’ ”

Jay Leno


How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb ?
Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.


“Many people are complaining, though, that Obama is becoming too scripted.  Last night, he was having an intimate moment with Michelle, and she said, ‘Wait, are you reading the teleprompter?’ ”

Jimmy Fallon


We need either less corruption or more chance to participate in it.


“Barack Obama said yesterday that the economy was ‘going to get worse before it gets better.’ See, that’s when you know the campaign is really over.  Remember before the election?  ‘The audacity of hope!’  ‘Yes, we can!’  ‘A change we can believe in!’  Now it’s, ‘We’re all screwed.'”

–Jay Leno


“Did you see this on ’60 Minutes’ last night? Michelle Obama is planting a vegetable garden on the White House lawn.  You know the economy’s bad when the Obamas are afraid of running out of food.”

Jimmy Fallon


People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either of them being made.


How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.


Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy, “I’ve got another dress for you to clean.”

Slightly hard of hearing, the clerk replies, “Come again?”

“No,” says Monica.  “Mustard.”

 

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FRIDAY FUNNIES 04-25-14: BLOW DRYER “MISHAP” (ADULT HUMOR)…

Posted on April 25, 2014. Filed under: Humor..., QueenBeeWorld's Friday Funnies... | Tags: , , |

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“There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.”

―Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol

I thought this was wickedly funny.  I’m still laughing…

QueenBee

A good lesson:

Bob’s wife caught him blow-drying his pecker this morning and asked him what the heck he was doing?

Apparently, “heating up your breakfast” was not the right answer.

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FRIDAY FUNNIES 04-04-14: FUNNY OBAMA AND PUTIN CARTOONS / JIMMY FALLON (AS PUTIN) AND SARAH PALIN SKIT ON TONIGHT SHOW (VIDEO)…

Posted on April 4, 2014. Filed under: Obama Unveiled..., Political Humor..., QueenBeeWorld's Friday Funnies... | Tags: , , , |

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          “He who laughs, lasts.”

          —Mary Pettibone Poole

 

 

Here is Jimmy Fallon (as Vladimir Putin) talking on the phone to Sarah Palin in a skit on The Tonight Show.   He also plugged her new show, “Amazing America With Sarah Palin”, which premiered last night (April 3, 2014) at 8 PM on the Sportsman Channel.  I’ve also included lots of Obama and Putin cartoons.  Funny stuff…

QueenBee

 

 

Putin & Sarah Palin Phone Call on “Tonight Show”

 

Now for the Obama and Putin Cartoons…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I saved my best pics for last…

 

Here’s Putin’s “March Madness” Pick…

 

 

 

Here’s Obama’s “March Madness” Pick…

 

 

Hillary Clinton wanted in on the action, too…

 

Have a great weekend…

QueenBee

 

 

 

 

 

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FRIDAY FUNNIES 03-28-14: OBAMA GAINS AN AWKWARD ONE-PERSON CLAP AFTER HIS SPEECH IN THE NETHERLANDS ON TUESDAY…

Posted on March 28, 2014. Filed under: Humor..., Political Humor..., QueenBeeWorld's Friday Funnies... | Tags: , , |

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It’s a deep and all but certain truth about narcissistic personalities that to meet them is to love them, but to know them well is to find them unbearable. Confidence quickly curdles into arrogance; smarts turn to smugness, charm turns to smarm.

—Jeffrey Kluger

Looks like Obama had another “Homer Simpson Moment”…

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Obama’s “star” has finally fallen as he failed to receive a thunderous applause for merely “speaking”.  In the past, all Obama had to do was show up, and he would garner applause, adoration and awards for his teleprompter thoughts, not his actions (or inactions).  Those days are finally over for him.

Obama was in the Netherlands on Tuesday with Dutch Prime Minister Mark Rutte.  At the conclusion of his joint news conference, he thanked the crowd twice and remained at the podium, expecting the usual reaction of thunderous applause and cheers from his adoring public.  Instead, he was met with one slow, awkward clap, that was exceedingly brief, BTW. All the attendees noticed it, and as Obama left the room, everyone started snickering and laughing.  That had to hurt.  His only saving grace—his skin is so dark, you couldn’t see his face turning red.  Hope your day goes better than Obama’s…

Enjoy your weekend,

QueenBee

Obama: Well That’s Embarrassing, No One Clapped 3/25/2014   animated clapping photo: Animated Clapping Hands AnimatedClapplingHands.gif

 

 

 

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FRIDAY FUNNIES 03-14-14: “EMMA”…

Posted on March 14, 2014. Filed under: Humor..., Political Humor..., QueenBeeWorld's Friday Funnies... | Tags: , |

 

 

 

 

This funny French TV commercial takes on the debate between “all digital” proponents and the die-hard defenders of paper.  I left a comment after the video…

 

Emma, Le Trefle

 

If there was an American version, I’ll bet the wife would have handed him this…

Have a great weekend,

QueenBee

 

 

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FRIDAY FUNNIES 02-21-14: SOME OF MY FAVORITE POLITICAL SKITS AND JOKES FROM “THE TONIGHT SHOW” AND OTHER LATE NIGHT COMICS…

Posted on February 21, 2014. Filed under: Humor..., Political Humor..., QueenBeeWorld's Friday Funnies... | Tags: , , , |

Here are some of my favorite political skits and jokes from late night comics.  Of course, we all know it’s their writers who really deserve all the applause… 

I don’t watch Saturday Night Live anymore simply because it’s just not funny.  Their Liberal bias has been so way over the top for so long, and frankly, we get enough of that Liberal bias crap in real life.  Every once in a while, we need a vacation away from it all.  Today is all about humor with my “Friday Funnies”… 

Sorry…Jimmy Fallon just isn’t funny.  He couldn’t hold a candle to Jay Leno.  I watched Fallon’s first show, and that’s all I needed.  He can continue to grovel for laughs, and kiss the butts of the NBC execs, but I predict an early dismissal for him, even with the steady flow of desperate “celebrities” who wants a spot on the Tonight Show couch.  Many of those desperados should be on a shrink’s couch, if you ask me.  The real comedy on The Tonight Show came from Johnny Carson, Jay Leno and their very talented writers.  I’m already missing Jay Leno’s comedic talent.  He knew how to deliver jokes flawlessly.

Here are some pretty funny political videos that I hope will keep you smiling amid today’s escalating turmoil… 

QueenBee

 

Here’s Johnny Carson imitating Ronald Reagan.  It’s a take on Abbott & Costello’s “Who’s On First”

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Oh, if only politicians could be subjected to polygraph tests…

Johnny Carson is a Politician Taking a Polygraph Test on “The Tonight Show” – 1982

 

Johnny Carson imitates President George Washington (if President Washington had a press conference)…

Johnny Carson’s Funny Impression of George Washington at His First Press Conference, 1977

 

Best of Jay Leno’s Obama Jokes in 2013

 

Michael Savage’s compilation of the best Jay Leno Obama jokes.  Mr. Savage, I ask myself the same question every morning.  Here’s when Leno really started to shine—since his early dismissal by NBC execs when he no longer had to succumb to political correctness and kiss their butts…

Michael Savage Plays The Best of Jay Leno Attacking Barack Obama

 

Best of Late-Night Jokes Mocking Obamacare

 

This one is a good one that just got better as it went on.  Toward the end of the segment when Stewart played a clip from Toronto’s mayor of DrugTown, Rob Ford, my husband and I couldn’t believe the words that came out of Ford’s mouth…

Jon Stewart Bashes Obamacare Rollout: You Ran on ‘Yes We Can’ Not ‘Pobody’s Nerfect!’

 

Jon Stewart Busts Obama On His Lies About Surveilance

 

Jon Stewart Rips Obamacare Rollout Democrats Can’t ‘Spin This Turd’

 

Jon Stewart Blasts President: Obama Learns About Scandals by Watching the News?

 

Yet another reason why this country is tanking…

The Best JayWalking AllStars Episode ft. Esse

 

On Jimmy Kimmel Live, I really like the fictitious questions posed to clueless people on the streets.  Their answers are a testament to one of the reasons why Obama is sitting in The People’s House and why this country is in deep trouble.  Please don’t stare when you see “Pinky”.  I was surprised Kimmel remembered the questions he asked her, and I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry—so I did both…

Lie Witness News – State of the Union Edition

 

Confusing Question of the Day – Obama, IRS, and Benghazi

 

Lie Witness News — Presidents’ Day Edition

That’s it for now.  Have a great weekend, and smile at the next person you see.  It’ll make their day and reduce your stress level at the same time…

QueenBee

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FRIDAY FUNNIES 10-25-13: AUNTY ACID COMICS…

Posted on October 25, 2013. Filed under: Humor..., QueenBeeWorld's Friday Funnies... | Tags: , |

 

 

 

 

Here are some of my favorite “Aunty Acid” Funnies.  She’s got the same humor as “Maxine”.  Enjoy your weekend, and remember to laugh…

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FRIDAY FUNNIES: CELEBRITY AND NOT-SO-CELEBRITY LOOK ALIKE VIDEOS…

Posted on September 6, 2013. Filed under: Humor..., Political Humor..., QueenBeeWorld's Friday Funnies... | Tags: , , , |

 

 

 

 

I’ve compiled some videos of celebrity look-alikes and not-so-celebrity look-alikes that are sure to entertain you.  Some are repeated, but are worth a second look.   Have a great weekend, everyone..

QueenBee

 

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…and here’s the most famous look-alike…

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FRIDAY FUNNIES: SOME OF MY FAVORITE ANTI-OBAMA BUMPER STICKERS…

Posted on August 30, 2013. Filed under: Humor..., Obama Unveiled..., Political Humor..., QueenBeeWorld's Friday Funnies... | Tags: , , |

 I'm not racist., I don't like Obama's white hal... Bumper Sticker
Liberalism is a Mental Disorder Bumper Sticker
Obama Ruined A Nation Bumper Sticker

We will never forget Benghazi, no matter how many diversions Obama puts in front of us…

 
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FRIDAY FUNNIES 08-23-13: CLEAN CAN BE FUNNY…

Posted on August 23, 2013. Filed under: Humor..., Political Humor..., QueenBeeWorld's Friday Funnies... | Tags: , |

 

I just got home from my latest surgery—that would be surgery #5 (I’ll post details next week about this and surgery #4 from a couple of months ago).

I needed a good laugh when I got home so I’m posting here today’s “QueenBeeWorld’s Friday Funnies”.

Enjoy your weekend, and don’t forget to laugh…

QueenBee

 

 

 

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie.

‘Tie me up,’ she purred, ‘and you can do anything you want.’

So he tied her up and went golfing. 

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A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house.  She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, ‘Honey, pack your bags.  I won the lottery!’

The husband said, ‘Oh my God!  What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?’

‘Doesn’t matter,’ she said. ‘Just get out.’


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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.

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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.

‘Careful,’ he said, ‘CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You’re cooking too many at once.  TOO MANY!  Turn them!  TURN THEM NOW!  We need more butter.  Oh my gosh!  WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?  They’re going to STICK!  Careful. CAREFUL!  I said be CAREFUL!  You NEVER listen
to me when you’re cooking!  Never!  Turn them!  Hurry up!  Are you CRAZY?  Have you LOST your mind?  Don’t forget to salt them.  You know you always forget to salt them.  Use the salt.  USE THE SALT!  THE SALT!’

The wife stared at him.  ‘What in the world is wrong with you?  You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?’

The husband calmly replied, ‘I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.’

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Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army.

On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb.  That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.  

On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush.  That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.  

On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.

 

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I’m 50% Polish, 50% Italian and 100% Catholic so the last three really tickled my funny bone…

 

A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver’s license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test.  The optician showed him a card with the letters, ‘C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.’

‘Can you read this?’ the optician asked.

‘Read it?’, the Polish guy replied, ‘I know the guy.’

 

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Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, ‘I must tell you all something.  We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent.’

‘Thank God,’ said an elderly nun at the back.  ‘I’m so tired of chardonnay.

 

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And last, but certainly not least, my personal favorite…

 

Italian Businessman

An Italian businessman on his deathbed called his good friend and said, “Luigi, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated.”


“And what,” his friend asked, “do you want me to do with your ashes?”


The businessman said, “Just put them in an envelope and mail them to the IRS—and write on the envelope, ‘Now you have everything.'”

 

Badap Bap!!!

I’ll close now so I can concentrate on the healing process after my surgery with my wonderful husband.  Have a great weekend, everyone, and thank you so much for stopping by…

QueenBee

 

 

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FRIDAY FUNNIES: “KEVIN NEALON: WHELMED, BUT NOT OVERLY” (FULL HILARIOUS VIDEO)…

Posted on August 9, 2013. Filed under: Humor..., QueenBeeWorld's Friday Funnies... | Tags: , , |

Workers insist that they are not disgruntled.  They are very gruntled.
—Kevin Nealon

Kevin Nealon, actor and comedian best known as a cast member on Saturday Night Live, is one of the funniest in the business.  I find his brand of humor to be extremely funny, but not at the expense of others in a derogatory manner; no flying “N”-words, no swearing and no anger issues.  When I saw this hour-long stand-up special listed, I DVR’d it and watched it several times with family and friends, and the results were the same—everyone loved it!

When I came across it online, I had to post it.  Here’s the complete video which I’m sure you’ll find very humorous.  You’d be hard-pressed to pick out a favorite part because the whole hour is side-splitting.  The intro at the beginning is entertaining as well.  Have a great weekend, and remember to smile…

Watch Now:  “Kevin Nealon:  Whelmed, But No Overly”

QueenBee

 

 

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FRIDAY FUNNIES: THE EAGLE IS GONE…

Posted on June 7, 2013. Filed under: Humor..., Obama Unveiled..., Political Humor..., QueenBeeWorld's Friday Funnies... | Tags: , |


The skunk has replaced the Eagle as the new symbol of the American Presidency.  It is half black, half white, and everything it does stinks.

 

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FRIDAY FUNNIES: THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY…

Posted on May 31, 2013. Filed under: Humor..., QueenBeeWorld's Friday Funnies... | Tags: |

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Here are 34 points to ponder…

QueenBee

 

For those who love the philosophy of ambiguity as well as the idiosyncrasies of English:

1.        Don’t sweat the petty things; don’t pet the sweaty things.

2.        One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

3.        Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

4.        If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

5.        The main reason that Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

6.        I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, “where’s the self- help section?”  She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

7.        What if there were no hypothetical questions?

8.        If a deaf child signs swear words, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

9.        If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

10.     Is there another word for synonym?

11.     Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all?”

12.     What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

13.     If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

14.     Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

15.     Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?  Are they afraid someone will clean them?

16.     If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is it homeless or naked?

17.     Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

18.     If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

19.     Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

20.     How do they get deer to cross the road only at those road signs?

21.     What was the best thing before sliced bread?

22.     One nice thing about egotists:  They don’t talk about other people.

23.     Does the little mermaid wear an algebra?

24.     Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

25.     How is it possible to have a civil war?

26.     If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?

27.     If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?

28.     If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

29.     Whose cruel idea was it for the word ‘lisp’ to have ‘s’ in it?

30.     Why are hemorrhoids called “hemorrhoids” instead of “assteroids”?

31.     Why is it called tourist season if we can’t shoot at them?

32.     Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

33.     If you spin an oriental person in a circle three times, do they become disoriented?

34.   Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?

 

 

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FRIDAY FUNNIES 05-17-13: HILARIOUS “GAY” FRASIER MOMENTS (UPDATED 07-03-15)…

Posted on May 17, 2013. Filed under: Humor..., QueenBeeWorld's Friday Funnies..., TV and Radio... | Tags: , , , , , , |

Frasier

I’m a big  Frasier fan, and I still DVR some episodes just to escape from the horror happening in the news today!  It aired from 1993 through 2004.  The outstanding comedic talents of the cast coupled with the superb writers made this one of the greatest sitcoms—so much better than the crap that’s on TV today.  I’ve compiled some of my favorite Frasier moments here.  Since “gay” seems to be the soaring topic du jour, it reminded me of all these side-splitting Frasier episodes…

Frasier’s father is a retired detective who has a live-in physical therapist named Daphne.  In this first video, Frasier plays “The Matchmaker” by inviting his new boss over for dinner, thinking he’d be perfect for Daphne…

Frasier ~ S2E3 “The Matchmaker” Full Episode

 

Niles loved Daphne for about five years, but was too timid to tell her.  They’re finally dating and Niles gathers up the nerve to ask for her hand so Frasier and Niles shop for the perfect engagement ring for her…

Frasier ~ S9E15 “The Proposal” Full Episode

Roz wins a free ski trip and gives it to Frasier who is hoping for a fun trip, and the gay ski instructor only has eyes for Niles…

Frasier  ~ S5E14 “The Ski Lodge” Full Episode

 

Frasier wants to get to know a woman whom he’s seen at the opera, and brings his father, Martin, along so he doesn’t appear desperate.  The woman’s mother takes an interest in Martin, but Martin pretends to be gay to deflect her advances.  Frasier makes his advances on Emily, and she comes to his apartment for a nightcap, bringing along her gay uncle, Edward, as a date for Martin…

Frasier ~ S7E15 “Out With Dad” Full Episode

This one is so hysterical, every time I need to laugh, I watch this episode…

Frasier and his brother, Niles, have suspicions that Roz’s new boyfriend is gay.  They inadvertently follow him to a gay bar, and the gay rumors spread about Frasier…

Frasier ~ S11E3 “The Doctor Is Out” Full Episode

 

These are short clips of inside jokes from a few Frasier episodes.  The first clip is pretty ironic since David Hyde Pierce (Niles) came out after Frasier ended.  As an added note, Dan Eugene Butler who played “BullDog Briscoe” is openly gay as well.  Some people say John Mahoney who plays Martin Crane is gay, but I can’t attest to that one…

Frasier – Inside jokes

 

This last episode doesn’t have a “gay” theme, but I thought it only fitting to end with this equally hysterical episode.  Have a great weekend…

QueenBee

Niles hosts a “singles” party…

Frasier  ~ S5E22 “The Life of the Party” Full Episode

***** UPDATE ***** 

If you want to get your laugh on with more Frasier episodes, you can find all eleven seasons here.  Hopefully, they’ll remain online here for our enjoyment since YouTube keeps removing them from their site.  A sincere Thank You to putlocker for offering these treasured episodes for our enjoyment…

QueenBee

 

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