Political Humor…

FRIDAY FUNNIES 07-10-15: BEST POLITICAL CARTOONS FOR THE FIRST HALF OF 2015…

Posted on July 10, 2015. Filed under: Humor..., Political Humor..., QueenBeeWorld's Friday Funnies... | Tags: , , |

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  QueenBeeWorld’s “Friday Funnies”…

“Laughter is an instant vacation.”

—Milton Berle

 

Time for a little humor at the politicians’ expense…

QueenBee

Hat Tip to U.S. News for many of these…

OK, I just had to put a couple in for Donald Trump.  Say what you want about him; I see him as a very welcome “change”…

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Saved the best and the truest for last…

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PIST-AWF: A NEWLY-DEFINED DISEASE THAT IS WIDESPREAD AND HIGHLY CONTAGEOUS…

Posted on June 7, 2015. Filed under: Humor..., Political Humor... | Tags: |

                                                                    

I’m sorry I haven’t been very responsive lately to your comments. I’ve been somewhat under the weather since my doctors informed me that I have an acute case of Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic White House Fatigue (PIST-AWF). For those of you who don’t know what that is, PIST-AWF is a newly-defined disease that is found to be widespread and highly contagious:
January, 2015—Doctors at the CDC released a statement disclosing a new disease that has already infected over half of the United States, and is anticipated to continue to spread. The disease itself affects the cells of a person’s entire body then goes dormant. The disease ravages the body and leaves serious side effects. These side effects have been labeled as PIST-AWF.

Symptoms include:

►Severe pain of the scalp from pulling your own hair while viewing your so-called president pander to Muslim terrorists.

►Uncontrollable heartburn at 8 PM during The O’Reilly Factor.

►Extreme high blood pressure due to endless government scandals with no consequences.

►Loose bowels from swallowing the fact that America elected Obama twice.

►Extreme hunger due to vomiting from nightly viewing of terrorists murdering innocent people.

►Bleeding from the eyes. This is not Ebola. It’s your eyes reacting to accidentally flipping to a channel that shows Al Sharpton as a legitimate news show host.

Since the disease consumes the entire body, every infected person is then identified as the disease itself.

If you feel you have Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic White House Fatigue, please notify your local election board and place your name on the list for a cure. It’s expected, and sincerely hoped, that the cure will be available in November of 2016.

 

I was going to put this in my next “Friday Funnies”, but due to the fact that it’s so close to reality which is not funny at all, I decided to post it today. I pray that when more people are infected with an acute case of PIST-AWF, we’ll finally get rid of the rampant disease that’s been infecting America for the past 6½ years. It’s been spreading globally as well…

QueenBee

 

 

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FRIDAY FUNNIES 08-15-14: THE COMEDIC GENIUS OF ROBIN WILLIAMS (VIDEOS)…

Posted on August 15, 2014. Filed under: Humor..., Inspirational..., Military..., Political Humor..., QueenBeeWorld's Friday Funnies... | Tags: , , , , , |

QueenBeeWorld

QueenBeeWorld’s “Friday Funnies”…

 

 

“We have a president for whom English is a second language. He’s like ‘We have to get rid of dictators’, but he’s pretty much one himself.”

—Robin Williams

 

 

It wouldn’t be appropriate if I didn’t have a “Friday Funnies” this week without showcasing some of the comedic genius of Robin Williams. I doubt there will be another actor / comedian like him again.

I thank him for all the joy and laughter he’s given me while facing my own obstacles that I’m dealing with. He’s been a ray of sunshine on many cloudy days, and for that I am grateful. His family should be proud of the man he was. May his soul finally be at peace…

QueenBee

 

Here’s Robin Williams’ first appearance on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson…

 

Robin Williams Crazy First Appearance on Johnny Carson’s Tonight Show

 

The next three videos are of Robin Williams entertaining our troops, whom I’ve always held in high regard. May God continue to bless and keep them all safe so they can soon safely return home to their loved ones…

 

Robin Williams as troops “Retreat” at Camp Arifjan, Kuwait

 

 

 

 

Robin Williams At Kandahar AirField: Part 1 of 2

 

 

Robin Williams At Kandahar AirField: Part 2 of 2

 

Robin Williams Hilarious FULL Interview on Johnny Carson’s Tonight Show – 1991

 

Here’s two videos of both Robin Williams and his mentor, Jonathan Winters, another equally gifted comedian…

 

1986: Jonathan Winters and Robin Williams improvise

 

Jonathan Winters & Robin Williams in Funniest Moments on Johnny Carson’s Tonight Show

 

Robin Williams on politics…

 

Robin Williams and Obama’s “line”

 

Robin Williams breaks down the last ten years of U.S politics

 

Robin Williams On American Idol

 

Robin Williams Salutes Robert De Niro at AFI Life Achievement Award

 

Robin Williams Kicks Off the AFI Life Achievement Award For Al Pacino

 

Robin Williams – Impersonation of a Smart Kid

 

VERY Favorite Whose Line Moments – Robin Williams

 

Here’s a skit Robin Williams did with Carol Burnett, entitled “The Funeral”. You may think this video is in poor taste, but as Robin stated in Patch Adams…

 

“What’s wrong with death, sir?  What are we so mortally afraid of?  Why can’t we treat death with a certain amount of humanity, dignity and decency, and God forbid, maybe even humor.  Death is not the enemy, gentlemen.  If we’re going to fight a disease, let’s fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference.”—Robin Williams, “Patch Adams”

 

Carol Burnett and Robin Williams -The Funeral

 

Top 10 Robin Williams Performances

 

Here’s a clip from my favorite movie of all time, “Patch Adams”, a movie that helped me kick the “why me” attitude after I was diagnosed with Invasive Breast Cancer. I laugh (and cry) every time I watch this movie. Even watching this clip, I get a lump in my throat…

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byPJ22JDFjI

 

Wow, I’m going to miss him…

 

QueenBee

 

 

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FRIDAY FUNNIES 08-08-14: BULLSHITTIN’ / THE LIAR / REPUBLICAN PUPPIES / POLITICAL QUIPS FROM COMICS…

Posted on August 8, 2014. Filed under: Humor..., Political Humor..., QueenBeeWorld's Friday Funnies... | Tags: , , |

 


“Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers.  Once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.”  —Bill Cosby

Let’s start off the weekend with a little political humor.  Have a great weekend…

QueenBee

 

BULLSHITTIN’

A young black guy with his pants hanging half off his butt, two gold front teeth, and a half-inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.  He marched up to the counter and said, “Hi.  You know, I just HATE drawing welfare.  I’d really rather have a job.  I don’t like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing.”

The social worker behind the counter said, “Your timing is excellent!  We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.  You’ll have to drive around in his 2012 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes.  Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.  You’ll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.  This is rather awkward to say, but you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20’s and has a rather strong sex drive.”

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, “You’re bullshittin’ me!”

The social worker said, “Yeah, well, you started it.”

 

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THE LIAR

Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they got there, the wreckage was clear. The aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hulk left smoldering in a tree line that bordered a farm.

Secret Service descended upon the smoking hulk but could find no remains of the crew or the President’s staff. To their amazement, a lone farmer was plowing a field not too far away as if nothing at all happened. They hurried over to surround the man’s tractor.

“Sir,” the senior Secret Service agent asked, panting and out of breath.

“Did you see this terrible accident happen?”

“Yep. Sure did.” The man muttered unconcernedly.

“Do you realize that is the President of the United States airplane?”

“Yep.”

“Were there any survivors?” the agent gasped.

“Nope. They all kilt straight out.” The farmer sighed cutting off his tractor motor. “I done buried them all myself. Took most of the morning.”

“The President of the United States is dead?” The agent gulped in disbelief.

“Well,” the farmer sighed, obviously wanting to get back to his work. “He kept a-saying he wasn’t, but you know what a liar he is.”

 

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REPUBLICAN PUPPIES

President Clinton is out jogging, and he encounters a man with some puppies. Clinton asks the man what kind of puppies they are, and the man responds, “They’re Democrat puppies, Mr. President.”

Clinton thinks that is so great that the next day he brings the first lady to see these puppies for herself. He asks the man to tell Hillary what kind of puppies they are, and the man responds, “They’re Republican puppies.”

The president looks puzzled and says, “Yesterday, you told me they were Democrat puppies.” The man smiles and says, “Yesterday, they were. But today, they have their eyes open!”

 

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“President Bush briefed President-elect Obama on the state of the nation this week. You know, look, I don’t want to say things look bad, but Barack Obama’s new slogan? ‘Maybe We Can.’ ”

Jay Leno


Two political candidates were having a hot debate.  Finally, one of them jumped up and yelled at the other, “What about the powerful interest that controls you?”

And the other guy screamed back, “You leave my wife out of this!”


“Daddy, do all Fairy Tales begin with Once Upon A Time?”

“No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with ‘If Elected I promise’ ”


On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep-and-cattle ranch outside Roswell, an incident they say has been covered up by the military.

March 31, 1948, nine months after that day, Al Gore was born.

That clears up a lot of things.


“Barack Obama said he may negotiate with the Taliban.  A lot of people are saying okay, but be careful.  But I said this guy has experience negotiating with the enemy.  For gosh sake, he lives with his mother-in-law, you know.”

David Letterman


Even crime wouldn’t pay if the government ran it.


“I tell you, the economy is in bad shape.  In fact, the economy is so bad, President Barack Obama’s new slogan is ‘Spare Change You Can Believe In.’ ”

Jay Leno


How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb ?
Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.


“Many people are complaining, though, that Obama is becoming too scripted.  Last night, he was having an intimate moment with Michelle, and she said, ‘Wait, are you reading the teleprompter?’ ”

Jimmy Fallon


We need either less corruption or more chance to participate in it.


“Barack Obama said yesterday that the economy was ‘going to get worse before it gets better.’ See, that’s when you know the campaign is really over.  Remember before the election?  ‘The audacity of hope!’  ‘Yes, we can!’  ‘A change we can believe in!’  Now it’s, ‘We’re all screwed.'”

–Jay Leno


“Did you see this on ’60 Minutes’ last night? Michelle Obama is planting a vegetable garden on the White House lawn.  You know the economy’s bad when the Obamas are afraid of running out of food.”

Jimmy Fallon


People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either of them being made.


How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.


Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy, “I’ve got another dress for you to clean.”

Slightly hard of hearing, the clerk replies, “Come again?”

“No,” says Monica.  “Mustard.”

 

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FRIDAY FUNNIES 04-04-14: FUNNY OBAMA AND PUTIN CARTOONS / JIMMY FALLON (AS PUTIN) AND SARAH PALIN SKIT ON TONIGHT SHOW (VIDEO)…

Posted on April 4, 2014. Filed under: Obama Unveiled..., Political Humor..., QueenBeeWorld's Friday Funnies... | Tags: , , , |

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QueenBeeWorld’s “Friday Funnies”…

 

          “He who laughs, lasts.”

          —Mary Pettibone Poole

 

 

Here is Jimmy Fallon (as Vladimir Putin) talking on the phone to Sarah Palin in a skit on The Tonight Show.   He also plugged her new show, “Amazing America With Sarah Palin”, which premiered last night (April 3, 2014) at 8 PM on the Sportsman Channel.  I’ve also included lots of Obama and Putin cartoons.  Funny stuff…

QueenBee

 

 

Putin & Sarah Palin Phone Call on “Tonight Show”

 

Now for the Obama and Putin Cartoons…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I saved my best pics for last…

 

Here’s Putin’s “March Madness” Pick…

 

 

 

Here’s Obama’s “March Madness” Pick…

 

 

Hillary Clinton wanted in on the action, too…

 

Have a great weekend…

QueenBee

 

 

 

 

 

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FRIDAY FUNNIES 03-28-14: OBAMA GAINS AN AWKWARD ONE-PERSON CLAP AFTER HIS SPEECH IN THE NETHERLANDS ON TUESDAY…

Posted on March 28, 2014. Filed under: Humor..., Political Humor..., QueenBeeWorld's Friday Funnies... | Tags: , , |

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It’s a deep and all but certain truth about narcissistic personalities that to meet them is to love them, but to know them well is to find them unbearable. Confidence quickly curdles into arrogance; smarts turn to smugness, charm turns to smarm.

—Jeffrey Kluger

Looks like Obama had another “Homer Simpson Moment”…

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Obama’s “star” has finally fallen as he failed to receive a thunderous applause for merely “speaking”.  In the past, all Obama had to do was show up, and he would garner applause, adoration and awards for his teleprompter thoughts, not his actions (or inactions).  Those days are finally over for him.

Obama was in the Netherlands on Tuesday with Dutch Prime Minister Mark Rutte.  At the conclusion of his joint news conference, he thanked the crowd twice and remained at the podium, expecting the usual reaction of thunderous applause and cheers from his adoring public.  Instead, he was met with one slow, awkward clap, that was exceedingly brief, BTW. All the attendees noticed it, and as Obama left the room, everyone started snickering and laughing.  That had to hurt.  His only saving grace—his skin is so dark, you couldn’t see his face turning red.  Hope your day goes better than Obama’s…

Enjoy your weekend,

QueenBee

Obama: Well That’s Embarrassing, No One Clapped 3/25/2014   animated clapping photo: Animated Clapping Hands AnimatedClapplingHands.gif

 

 

 

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FRIDAY FUNNIES 03-14-14: “EMMA”…

Posted on March 14, 2014. Filed under: Humor..., Political Humor..., QueenBeeWorld's Friday Funnies... | Tags: , |

 

 

 

 

This funny French TV commercial takes on the debate between “all digital” proponents and the die-hard defenders of paper.  I left a comment after the video…

 

Emma, Le Trefle

 

If there was an American version, I’ll bet the wife would have handed him this…

Have a great weekend,

QueenBee

 

 

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FRIDAY FUNNIES 02-21-14: SOME OF MY FAVORITE POLITICAL SKITS AND JOKES FROM “THE TONIGHT SHOW” AND OTHER LATE NIGHT COMICS…

Posted on February 21, 2014. Filed under: Humor..., Political Humor..., QueenBeeWorld's Friday Funnies... | Tags: , , , |

Here are some of my favorite political skits and jokes from late night comics.  Of course, we all know it’s their writers who really deserve all the applause… 

I don’t watch Saturday Night Live anymore simply because it’s just not funny.  Their Liberal bias has been so way over the top for so long, and frankly, we get enough of that Liberal bias crap in real life.  Every once in a while, we need a vacation away from it all.  Today is all about humor with my “Friday Funnies”… 

Sorry…Jimmy Fallon just isn’t funny.  He couldn’t hold a candle to Jay Leno.  I watched Fallon’s first show, and that’s all I needed.  He can continue to grovel for laughs, and kiss the butts of the NBC execs, but I predict an early dismissal for him, even with the steady flow of desperate “celebrities” who wants a spot on the Tonight Show couch.  Many of those desperados should be on a shrink’s couch, if you ask me.  The real comedy on The Tonight Show came from Johnny Carson, Jay Leno and their very talented writers.  I’m already missing Jay Leno’s comedic talent.  He knew how to deliver jokes flawlessly.

Here are some pretty funny political videos that I hope will keep you smiling amid today’s escalating turmoil… 

QueenBee

 

Here’s Johnny Carson imitating Ronald Reagan.  It’s a take on Abbott & Costello’s “Who’s On First”

Wu is on the phone

 

Oh, if only politicians could be subjected to polygraph tests…

Johnny Carson is a Politician Taking a Polygraph Test on “The Tonight Show” – 1982

 

Johnny Carson imitates President George Washington (if President Washington had a press conference)…

Johnny Carson’s Funny Impression of George Washington at His First Press Conference, 1977

 

Best of Jay Leno’s Obama Jokes in 2013

 

Michael Savage’s compilation of the best Jay Leno Obama jokes.  Mr. Savage, I ask myself the same question every morning.  Here’s when Leno really started to shine—since his early dismissal by NBC execs when he no longer had to succumb to political correctness and kiss their butts…

Michael Savage Plays The Best of Jay Leno Attacking Barack Obama

 

Best of Late-Night Jokes Mocking Obamacare

 

This one is a good one that just got better as it went on.  Toward the end of the segment when Stewart played a clip from Toronto’s mayor of DrugTown, Rob Ford, my husband and I couldn’t believe the words that came out of Ford’s mouth…

Jon Stewart Bashes Obamacare Rollout: You Ran on ‘Yes We Can’ Not ‘Pobody’s Nerfect!’

 

Jon Stewart Busts Obama On His Lies About Surveilance

 

Jon Stewart Rips Obamacare Rollout Democrats Can’t ‘Spin This Turd’

 

Jon Stewart Blasts President: Obama Learns About Scandals by Watching the News?

 

Yet another reason why this country is tanking…

The Best JayWalking AllStars Episode ft. Esse

 

On Jimmy Kimmel Live, I really like the fictitious questions posed to clueless people on the streets.  Their answers are a testament to one of the reasons why Obama is sitting in The People’s House and why this country is in deep trouble.  Please don’t stare when you see “Pinky”.  I was surprised Kimmel remembered the questions he asked her, and I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry—so I did both…

Lie Witness News – State of the Union Edition

 

Confusing Question of the Day – Obama, IRS, and Benghazi

 

Lie Witness News — Presidents’ Day Edition

That’s it for now.  Have a great weekend, and smile at the next person you see.  It’ll make their day and reduce your stress level at the same time…

QueenBee

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FRIDAY FUNNIES: CELEBRITY AND NOT-SO-CELEBRITY LOOK ALIKE VIDEOS…

Posted on September 6, 2013. Filed under: Humor..., Political Humor..., QueenBeeWorld's Friday Funnies... | Tags: , , , |

 

 

 

 

I’ve compiled some videos of celebrity look-alikes and not-so-celebrity look-alikes that are sure to entertain you.  Some are repeated, but are worth a second look.   Have a great weekend, everyone..

QueenBee

 

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…and here’s the most famous look-alike…

President Obama The Devil The Bible

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ACCORDING TO ONE CITIZEN, OBAMA’S PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY IS LOCATED IN TUCUMCARI, NM ALONG ROUTE 66 (VIDEO)…

Posted on September 4, 2013. Filed under: Humor..., News And Politics..., NEWS..., Obama Unveiled..., Political Humor..., Politics..., TV and Radio... | Tags: , , , |

There have been other “openings”…

But, this is the one currently talked about…

This is one heck of a pooper scoop…

I wanted to post this on Friday for my “Friday Funnies”, but had to post it today after hearing Obama say, “I didn’t set the red line; the world did”.  He has lied to the American people and to the world for so long.  His arrogance and narcissism is monumental, as is his penchant for stretching the truth.  This is the only house that truly represents his achievements…

Some guy in Tucumcari, NM has a great sense of humor when it comes to Obama and what he’s doing to our great country.  You can see him being interviewed by a woman from KOAT-TV in the video below, although he didn’t provide his name.  The outhouse rests along Route 66, and you know the saying—”Get your kicks on Route 66″, and this is exactly what this guy did.  I applaud his originality and candor.  He’s not apologizing, nor should he.  After all, we have free speech in this country-for now.  As for Obama, well, he’s on a roll.  Here are his “presidential papers”…

QueenBee

 

 Anti-Obama sign causing controversy in Tucumcari

From:  http://www.wnd.com/2013/09/obamas-presidential-library-is-an-outhouse/

WND-TV

‘Obama’s Presidential Library’ is an outhouse

‘I’m not even certain he even deserves that level of respect’

Published: 1 hour ago by Joe Kovacs

A sign above an outhouse in Tucumcari, N.M., calls the commode “Obama’s Presidential Library.”

It doesn’t matter if you think Barack Obama is the No. 1 or No. 2 president in American history.

There’s an outhouse in New Mexico labeled “Obama’s Presidential Library” to accommodate both.

Located in Tucumcari, N.M., near historic Route 66, the man who posted the sign has no apologies for the message concerning the commoder-in-chief.

“It’s like watching TV. If you don’t like what the hell you’re watching, turn the channel,” the man told KOAT-TV, refusing to provide his name.

“I’m not even certain he even deserves that level of respect, but that’s my opinion.”

He did not say what specifically prompted him to construct the outhouse, but indicated he has no intention of flushing it, as it has been standing for weeks, if not months.

“That’s my opinion … and fortunately, that’s one thing they haven’t taken away from us … is our right to our opinion,” he added.

Lauren Zakalik, a reporter for KOAT-TV, the local ABC affiliate, phoned city manager Doug Powers “to see if the city was doing anything about the sign.”

Powers said he had not seen the placard yet, but would visit the location to check if it’s compliant with city codes. Concerning the message, Powers thinks the city doesn’t have control over what people say.

Meanwhile, online commenters are having little problem dooing their business, posting comments on KOAT’s website such as:

  • “That’s an insult to the outhouse.”
  • “I think for Obama it should be a two-story outhouse.”
  • “It’s no wonder Obama’s library is so small, it only consists of one book … the Communist Manifesto!”
  • “I think two books. The other is the Koran.”
  • “If the sign read: ‘G.W. Bush Presidential Library,’ it wouldn’t even be in the news!”
  • “One things liberals have NEVER had is a sense of humor. Unless it’s about trashing Republicans or hate-speech against Sarah Palin. Other than that, they are cold, sour, nasty people who desperately need to lighten up.”
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FRIDAY FUNNIES: SOME OF MY FAVORITE ANTI-OBAMA BUMPER STICKERS…

Posted on August 30, 2013. Filed under: Humor..., Obama Unveiled..., Political Humor..., QueenBeeWorld's Friday Funnies... | Tags: , , |

 I'm not racist., I don't like Obama's white hal... Bumper Sticker
Liberalism is a Mental Disorder Bumper Sticker
Obama Ruined A Nation Bumper Sticker

We will never forget Benghazi, no matter how many diversions Obama puts in front of us…

 
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FRIDAY FUNNIES 08-23-13: CLEAN CAN BE FUNNY…

Posted on August 23, 2013. Filed under: Humor..., Political Humor..., QueenBeeWorld's Friday Funnies... | Tags: , |

 

I just got home from my latest surgery—that would be surgery #5 (I’ll post details next week about this and surgery #4 from a couple of months ago).

I needed a good laugh when I got home so I’m posting here today’s “QueenBeeWorld’s Friday Funnies”.

Enjoy your weekend, and don’t forget to laugh…

QueenBee

 

 

 

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie.

‘Tie me up,’ she purred, ‘and you can do anything you want.’

So he tied her up and went golfing. 

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A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house.  She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, ‘Honey, pack your bags.  I won the lottery!’

The husband said, ‘Oh my God!  What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?’

‘Doesn’t matter,’ she said. ‘Just get out.’


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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.

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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.

‘Careful,’ he said, ‘CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You’re cooking too many at once.  TOO MANY!  Turn them!  TURN THEM NOW!  We need more butter.  Oh my gosh!  WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?  They’re going to STICK!  Careful. CAREFUL!  I said be CAREFUL!  You NEVER listen
to me when you’re cooking!  Never!  Turn them!  Hurry up!  Are you CRAZY?  Have you LOST your mind?  Don’t forget to salt them.  You know you always forget to salt them.  Use the salt.  USE THE SALT!  THE SALT!’

The wife stared at him.  ‘What in the world is wrong with you?  You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?’

The husband calmly replied, ‘I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.’

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Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army.

On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb.  That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.  

On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush.  That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.  

On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.

 

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I’m 50% Polish, 50% Italian and 100% Catholic so the last three really tickled my funny bone…

 

A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver’s license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test.  The optician showed him a card with the letters, ‘C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.’

‘Can you read this?’ the optician asked.

‘Read it?’, the Polish guy replied, ‘I know the guy.’

 

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Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, ‘I must tell you all something.  We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent.’

‘Thank God,’ said an elderly nun at the back.  ‘I’m so tired of chardonnay.

 

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And last, but certainly not least, my personal favorite…

 

Italian Businessman

An Italian businessman on his deathbed called his good friend and said, “Luigi, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated.”


“And what,” his friend asked, “do you want me to do with your ashes?”


The businessman said, “Just put them in an envelope and mail them to the IRS—and write on the envelope, ‘Now you have everything.'”

 

Badap Bap!!!

I’ll close now so I can concentrate on the healing process after my surgery with my wonderful husband.  Have a great weekend, everyone, and thank you so much for stopping by…

QueenBee

 

 

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OBAMA LEFT STRANDED WITH NO TELEPROMPTER OR HARD COPY OF HEALTHCARE SPEECH TO CALIFORNIANS DURING FRIDAY, JUNE 7TH SPEECH (VIDEO)…

Posted on June 8, 2013. Filed under: News And Politics..., NEWS..., Obama Unveiled..., Political Humor..., Politics... | Tags: , , , , |

“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
― George Carlin

I should have posted this in my QueenBeeWorld “Friday Funnies” because of the humor factor…

OK, I’m going to say it again…

If this had been George W. Bush, the Liberals would have been all over his butt.  This is a recording… 

Obama was all set to give a speech to Californians on why they should enroll in ObamaCare.  Ironically, there was nothing in front of him and nothing loaded in the teleprompter—the same can be said for ObamaCare.  There’s nothing in it that’s worth embracing or even discussing.  The video follows, with the story following the video… 

I really want to like Obama, I really do, but his actions are not something to emulate or even admire.  This dunce can’t put two words together that makes any sense without his teleprompter, or as I call it…his ”Intellectually-Challenged Support Device”Everybody jokes about his dependence on his trusted [and not-so-trusted] teleprompter. 

He actually had the audacity to call one of his “full-time handlers”, “People”!  Then the handler ran and tripped getting him a paper copy of his useless speech.  I would have handed him a blank piece of paper—to mimic his blank mind.  Speaking of mind…keep in mind that this “speech” occurred at 9 AM, not “Friday afternoon” as Obama so cluelessly stated… 

No wonder this country is in shambles; it’s being run by an amateur.  He should be a comedian because everything he does is a joke…

QueenBee

From:  http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/jun/7/obama-left-speechless-without-prepared-remarks-hea/

 

Obama left speechless without prepared remarks on health care  

President Obama was left stranded without a copy of his speech Friday as he prepared to give a short presentation about the importance of Californians enrolling in his health-care program.

As Mr. Obama walked on stage at the event in San Jose, Calif., he immediately noticed that a paper copy of his speech wasn’t on the podium with the presidential seal. The president was working without a teleprompter, and he tried to stall for time until aides could rescue him.

“Good morning everybody, it is wonderful to see all of you,” Mr. Obama said to the audience. “I want to thank everybody who is here. I think there’s only one problem, and that is that my remarks are not sitting here.”

Looking offstage, the president called out to aides: “People?” There was no immediate response.

Then the president turned back to the audience and said, “By Friday afternoon, things get a little challenged.” Even telling time was a challenge; it was about 9 a.m. local time in California.

Still without a script, Mr. Obama called offstage again. “People? Oh, goodness.”

Finally, an aide appeared with the speech. As some in the audience laughed, Mr. Obama said, “Folks are sweating back there right now.”

 

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FRIDAY FUNNIES: THE EAGLE IS GONE…

Posted on June 7, 2013. Filed under: Humor..., Obama Unveiled..., Political Humor..., QueenBeeWorld's Friday Funnies... | Tags: , |


The skunk has replaced the Eagle as the new symbol of the American Presidency.  It is half black, half white, and everything it does stinks.

 

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FRIDAY FUNNIES 03-15-13: “LAZY GUNS” AND GUN CONTROL…

Posted on March 15, 2013. Filed under: Humor..., Obama Unveiled..., Political Humor... | Tags: , |

 

Here’s a quote from the Right…

I have strong feelings about gun control.  If there’s a gun around, I want to be controlling it.”

—Clint Eastwood

 

…and a quote from the Left..

“If you talk to any of my Democratic colleagues who lost that year, they would tell that gun control was one of the major contributory factors in the loss of their seats.”

—John Dingell

 

With all the talk of gun control spewing from Obama and the Left, I wanted to post something that’s Right…

Have a great weekend, Everyone…

QueenBee

 

Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Stevens 320 right in the doorway.  I set 6 shells right next to it.  Noticing it had no legs of its’ own, I even placed it in my wheelchair to help it get around.  I then left it alone and went about my business.

While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor boy across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign right in front of our house.  After about an hour, I checked on the gun.  It was still sitting there in the wheelchair, right where I had left it.  It hadn’t rolled itself outside.  It certainly hadn’t killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had been presented to do so.  In fact, it hadn’t even loaded itself.

Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the media hype about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people.  Either the media is wrong, and it’s the misuse of guns by PEOPLE that kills people, or I’m in possession of the laziest gun in the world.

Alright, well, I’m off to check on my spoons.  I hear they’re making people fat.

 

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FRIDAY FUNNIES: FUNNY POLITICAL VIDEOS 03-01-13…

Posted on March 1, 2013. Filed under: Humor..., Political Humor..., QueenBeeWorld's Friday Funnies... | Tags: , |

Here are some Political Funnies to tickle your funny bone and kick-start your weekend.  Enjoy…

QueenBee

 

Liberal Priorities: The Great Eight

 

Funny Moments of Politicians

 

Stick to the Script, Obama!: The Great Eight

 

Obamaville Song

 

Bringing Home The Bacon: The Great Eight

 

My favorite…

Pelosi Gavel

 

 

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FRIDAY FUNNIES: BEING POLITICALLY CORRECT IN 2013 / POLITICALLY CORRECT DICTIONARY 2013…

Posted on February 22, 2013. Filed under: Humor..., Political Humor..., QueenBeeWorld's Friday Funnies... | Tags: , , , , |

 

“Political correctness doesn’t change us, it shuts us up.”

—Glenn Beck

 

Somehow the English language has been taken into a whole new dimension.  With society’s demand for political correctness, it has taken the joy out of spontaneous conversation.  It seems so many people are offended these days that we need to carry around a Politically Correct Dictionary just to adhere to the guidelines (some words below).  Maybe that’s why Obama can’t put two sentences together without his teleprompter, or as I should maybe call it now—”Intellectually-Challenged Support Device”…

QueenBee

 

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as “Hillbillies”.  You must now refer to them as Apalachian-Americans.  Furthermore…

 

From Lots Of Jokes

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT

She is not a BABE or a CHICK; she is a BREASTED AMERICAN.

She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER; she is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.

She is not EASY; she is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.

She is not DUMB; she is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

She has not BEEN AROUND; she is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.

She is not an AIR HEAD; she is REALITY IMPAIRED.

She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY; she gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.

She is not HORNY; she is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.

She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS; she is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.

She does not NAG YOU; she becomes ORALLY REPETITIVE.

She is not a SLUT; she is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.

She is not a TWO BIT WHORE; she is a LOW COST PROVIDER.

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT

He does not have a BEER GUT; he has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE
FACILITY.

He is not a BAD DANCER; he is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.

He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME; he INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE
DESTINATIONS.

He is not BALDING; he is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.

He is not a CRADLE ROBBER; he prefers GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL
RELATIONSHIPS.

He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK; he becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.

He does not act like a TOTAL ASS; he develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL
INVERSION.

He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG; he has SWINE EMPATHY.

He is not afraid of COMMITMENT; he is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.

He is not QUIET; he is a CONVERSATIONAL MINIMALIST.

He is not STUPID; he suffers from MINIMAL CRANIAL DEVELOPMENT.

He is not SHORT; he is ANATOMICALLY COMPACT.

He does not CONSTANTLY TALK ABOUT CARS; he has a VEHICULAR ADDICTION.

He is not UNSOPHISTICATED; he is SOCIALLY MALFORMED.

He does not EAT LIKE A PIG; he suffers from REVERSE BULIMIA.

He does not HOG THE BLANKETS; he is THERMALLY UNAPPRECIATIVE.

He doesn’t have a DIRTY MIND; he has INTROSPECTIVE PORNOGRAPHIC MOMENTS.

 

From:  Funny2

POLITICALLY CORRECT DICTIONARY 2013

Actor: metamorphosing being, possessing great wealth

Actress: metamorphosing being, possessing great wealth (and occasionally great beauty)

Android: bipedal, non-human associate, bearing immense knowledge and skill

Bag boy: agricultural product organizer

Bald: follicularly challenged

Bomb: vertically deployed antipersonnel device

Boy: oppressor-to-be

Brainwashing: cognitive accommodation

Cafeteria: dining facility

Car: earth-unfriendly, vertically-challenged mode of transport

Car Wash Worker: vehicle-appearance specialist

Cat: quadruped non-human associate

Cheating: cooperative assignment

Computer: machine bearing immense power and fallibility

Criticism: unjust self-esteem reducer

Dead: metabolically challenged

Demand: propose strongly

Derision: nontraditional praise

Dirty Old Man: sexually focused, chronologically gifted individual

Dumb: cerebrally challenged

Evil: niceness deprived

Exercise: body enhancement through exertion

Failure: non-traditional success

Fart: human ozone depletor; ecologically incorrect expression

Fat: horizontally challenged: person of substance

Garbage collector: sanitation engineer

Gas Station Attendant: petroleum transfer technician

Girl: pre-woman

Guess: anomaly maneuvers: repetitive predictions

Handicapped: physically challenged

Heroine: hera

Homeless person: residentially flexible individual

Hurricane: himmicane (non sexist)

Ignorant: factually unencumbered

Incorrect: alternative answer

Individualism: uncooperative spirit

Information: overly structured trivia

Insane: reality challenged

Kill: creating a permanent state of metabolic dormancy; servicing the target (military)

Lazy: motivationally dispossessed

Lost: locationally disadvantaged

Man: oppressor

Manhole: maintenance portal

Misunderstand: personalized interpretation

Monster: person of scales

Mugging: unforeseen funding of underclass

Murderer: termination specialist

Nerd: under-attractive, cerebrally gifted individual

Numismatist: capitalist monetary acquisition expert

Nut: hexagonal rotatable surface compression unit

Off: energy efficient

Old: chronologically gifted

Perfume: discretionary fragrance

Pervert: person engaged in nontraditional espionage

Pissed off: satisfaction deprived

Political: amorally gifted

Poor: economically marginalized

Prisoner: client of the correctional system

Prostitute: body entrepreneur

Redneck: rustically inclined

Rich: economically maximized

Secretary: stationery engineer

Sex: cooperative physical fitness

Sexist: gender biased with niceness deprived overtones

Short: altitudinally disadvantaged: vertically challenged

Sleepy: under-alert

Smart: cerebrally gifted

Specialist: physician having concentrated on a particular field of tax shelters

Structure: impersonal hindrance

Tall: vertically gifted: altitudinally endowed

Teacher: volunteer knowledge conveyor

Teaching: personality repression

Television: medium of electrons moving in disorganized patterns

Tired: rest-challenged

Uglier: over under-attractive

Ugliest: over-under-attractively gifted

Ugly: under-attractive

Unemployed: non-waged

Unsure: conceptual conflict

Waiter: waitron

Waitress: waitron

White: melanin-impoverished; member of the mutant albino genetic-recessive global minority

Woman: w/o man; womyn

Zipper: interlocking slide fastener

 

 

 

 

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FRIDAY FUNNIES: THE [NOT SO] GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY OF OBAMA POLITICS 11-02-12…

Posted on November 2, 2012. Filed under: Humor..., Obama Unveiled..., Political Humor..., Politics..., QueenBeeWorld's Friday Funnies... | Tags: , , |

Here’s more humor at Obama’s expense, and unfortunately some at our’s

QueenBee

 

valsputin.jpg

reaganagain.jpg

mahmoud.jpg

change4.jpg

standdown.jpg

freebies.jpg

angriermitchell.jpg

molehill.jpg

calledseals.jpg

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thencamefluke.jpg

comeclean.jpg

ifihadason.jpg

patcaddell.jpg

woodssheehan.jpg

whypulled.jpg

newtour.jpg

beatsandy.jpg

newobamalogo.jpg

obandoned.jpg

overmydeadbody.jpg

reportnoevil.jpg

ryanthinks.jpg

thebestpartis.jpg

trustme.jpg

voteearly.jpg

promise.jpg

wakeup.jpg

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takecredit.jpg

pressconf.jpg

nowork.jpg

coward2.jpg

obamavoters.jpg

treason3.jpg

halloween.jpg

fallenheroes.jpg

coldfish.jpg

trash.jpg

abandoned.jpg

firsttime.jpg

hurricane.jpg

billvstrill.jpg

junkie.jpg

contrasts.jpg

treason2.jpg

fight.jpg

tennesseetollpoll.jpg

obuiltthis.jpg

farmers.jpg

benghazi.jpg

mattress.jpg

uninstalling.jpg

lies2.jpg

littlefinger.jpg

barrymetlarry.jpg

nosanta.jpg

tick.jpg

ontherun.jpg

occuptsesamestreet.jpg

soundslike.jpg

thug.jpg

shovelready3.jpg

notnews.jpg

georgeromney.jpg

johndrewrecalls.jpg

defeatenemy.jpg

coward.jpg

blamegame.jpg

binders2.jpeg

backward2.jpg

backup.jpg

chickencross.jpg

obamauniform.jpg
The new U.S. military uniform if Obama is reelected

notoptimal2.jpg

reward.jpg

voteout.jpg

stole716.jpg

scarymask.jpg

threemore.jpg

waronwomen.jpg

rolemodel.jpg

compareplans.jpg

candyservice.jpg

notoptimal.jpg

interrupt.jpg

savebird.jpg

volt2.jpg

obamanopedebate2012.jpg

otherpeople.jpg

govwetrust.jpg

forms.jpg

forcebuy.jpg

bigbird3.jpg

americavobama.jpg

choosebird.jpg

highchair.jpg

share2.jpg

uphold.jpg

obamaspecial.jpg

getawaywith.jpg

draft.jpg

dontbemad.jpg

choke.jpg

buckstops.jpg

blamebushagain.jpg

binder.jpeg

moveon.jpg

crowley.jpg

holdthis.jpg

redblue2.jpg

contrast3.jpg

daddd.jpg

diplomacy.jpg

compare.jpg

toast.jpg

traitor.jpg

appetizer.jpg

fantasyisland.jpg

killwhitey.jpg

subammo.jpg

nradoj.jpg

bidendebatekit.jpg

deathtax.jpg

wscover.jpg

obamaring.jpg

noworries.jpg

jokerdebate.jpg

obamaburden.jpg

bidenface.jpg

bidenclown.jpg

nobelprizefree.jpg

dearobama.jpg

guncontrol.jpg

hoochiemomma.jpg

shoeshine.jpg

jobstopper.jpg

octobersurprise.jpg

obamaforwardupward.jpg

bigbarry.jpg

goaway.jpg

bidenresponses.jpg

jackass.jpg

joker.jpg

security2.jpg

favreaujonwashpost44.jpg
Obama speechwriter Jon Favreau with a handful

heckler.jpg

notthescandals.jpg

obama-debate-notes.jpg

lostdebate.jpg

obamaoj.jpg

inherit.jpg

menu.jpg

fluke.jpg

notracist.jpg

vacations2.jpg

cnnartists.jpg

change2.jpg

cellphonesalute.jpg
No, you don’t salute while talking on the phone, dumbass

bigbird.jpg

middleclassfound.jpg

signsofaliar.jpg

obamasealteam6.jpg

prediction.jpg

beforeandafter.jpg

consequences.jpg
If only the U.S. military could turn the look on Mooshelle’s face into a weapon…

polling.jpg

bumps2.jpg

welfare-tyrant.jpg

bsbingo.jpg

tyronepoll.jpg
The latest poll of everyone named Tyrone

jeopardy.jpg

debatelies.jpg

debatingzero.jpg

buttkick.jpg

lovebibi.jpg

dws.jpg

punks.jpg

debatepic.jpg
President Romney on the right, and some guy named Obama on the left.

romneyobamaboxing.jpg

emptychair5.jpg

anotheremptychair2.jpg

kinky.jpg

spanking.jpg

teleprompter.jpg

iflookscouldkill.jpg
If looks could kill…
itwillbeokay.jpg
“Don’t worry, mommy will take care of it…”

debatenotes.jpg

smirk.jpg

debate2.jpg

firstday.jpg

otherguy.jpg

college.jpg

ladyparts.jpg

deaddog.jpg

obamanomics.jpg

dictator-obama.jpg

backward.jpeg

ilikechange.jpg

eric-holder-columbia-1973-yearbook.jpg

peaceprize.jpg

nonuts.jpeg

theview.jpg

needs.jpeg

needjob.jpeg

justkidding.jpg

hoochiemama.jpg

fourmoremonths.jpg

3rdparty.jpg

cya.jpg

bumps4.jpg

freephone.jpg

jobless.jpg

leech.jpg

wartime.jpg

bedtime.jpg

tips.jpg

bumps3.jpg

islambitch.jpg

obamalyingtoamerica.jpg

smallbusca.jpg

lefteurope.jpg

morebumps.jpg

churchill.jpg

clearpromise.jpg

omg.jpg

bumps.jpg

socialism.jpg

youchoose.jpg

promises.jpg
“Promises are a cheap way to buy an election”
taxdollars1.jpg
Where your tax dollars go

reminder.jpg

photoid.jpg

redistribute2.jpg

nobodyis.jpg

islamwilldominate.jpg

ihaveadream2.jpg

bsticker2.jpg

anotheremptychair.jpg

oflag.jpg

fairshare2.jpg

progress.jpg

presscorp.jpg

jimmessina.jpg
Jim Messina, Obama’s campaign manager. DO NOT LET YOUR CHILDREN NEAR THIS MAN!

obamaflag.jpg

priceless2.jpg

victims.jpg

obamaforallexcept.jpg

ifed.jpg

obamapisser.jpg
They guy in the background has more important things to do than listen to Obama…

letterman.jpg

nummonths.jpg

angrymeal.jpg
McDonalds’ New “Angry Meal”

crusade.jpg

naked.jpg

moretime2.jpg

muslims.jpg

killyou.jpg

vegas.jpg

rumble.jpg

partytime.jpg

mess.jpg

womendrivers.jpg

muslimbrotherhood.jpg

obuiltthat.jpg

apologies.jpg

gameshow.jpg

emptysuit.jpg

khrushchev_we_will_barry_you_slogan.jpg

khrushchev_we_will_barry_you.jpg

abortionlady.jpg

youdidntkillthat.jpg

why.jpg

doglook.jpg

blamebush2.jpg

awkwardmoment.jpg

bsticker.jpg

whatchair.jpg

poorobama.jpg

voteblack.jpg

reveals.jpg

lotto.jpg

makeup.jpg

dncfreakshow.jpg

minwage.jpg

emptychair3.jpg

bowchair.jpg

sonchair.jpg

saflags.jpg
Wrappng themselves in South African flags…

losing.jpg

emptychair4.jpg

caesar2.jpg

caesar.jpg

betteroff.jpg

feellucky.jpg

january21.jpg

racist.jpg

youdidntbuild.jpg

wirelessdevice.jpg

whobuiltthis.jpg

voterid.jpg

voteamerican.jpg

volunteer.jpg

unemployment.jpg

twoterms.jpg

tsa.jpg

tree.jpg

transparency.jpg

texasbillboard.jpg

teleface.jpg

success.jpg

stupid2.jpg

studentdebt.jpg

stillalive.jpg

sharethewealth.jpg

share.jpg

sewer.jpg

sensitive.jpg

security.jpg

rome.jpg

rose.jpg

returns.jpg

resented.jpg

remove.jpg

redblue.jpg

record.jpeg

ratsass.jpg

randr.jpg

randpaulquery.jpg

ramirez-build-lg.jpg

quran.jpg

quotes.jpg

psdoingfin.jpg

privatesector.jpg

priceless.jpg

pray.jpg

politicsessence.jpg

politician-own-money.jpg

politician.jpg

politicalcover.jpg

policies.jpg

pawn.jpg

papersplease.jpg

ovomit.jpg

opec.jpg

odeclaredamerican.jpg

obotsatwork.jpg

obama-shredded-hope-poster.jpg

obamasaysborninkenya.jpg

obamarecord.jpg

obamanotmyfault2.jpg

obama-is-no-reagan.jpg

obamainuniform.jpg

obamaevolves.jpg

obamadidthis.jpg

obamacommencement.jpg

obamacare-ruling-1.jpg

obamabuiltthis.jpg

novacation.jpg

notatax.jpg

not-a-pizza.jpg

nodoc.jpg

nobelprize.jpg

nexttime.jpeg

newdraft.jpg

muslimand3kids.jpg

moretime.jpg

moreinfo.jpg

monica.jpg

menus.jpg

medal.jpg

manvstate.jpg

lying.jpg

lovedpoor.jpg

looklike.jpg

lookfor.jpg

longspeech.jpg

lies.jpg

lawofphysics.jpg

killgrandma.jpg

keynesian-glass-cartoon.jpg

kenyanwonderboy.jpg

judgeobama.jpg

jobref.jpg

jerking.jpg

howwas.jpg

heygirl.jpg

guns.jpg

gaylove.jpg

frankly.jpg

fountainhead.jpg

ford.jpg

foodstamps3.jpg

faultbutton.jpg

everbeen.jpg

entitleist.jpg

economy.jpg

dontworry.jpg

dogmess.jpg

didyouhearsomething.jpg

didntdream.jpg

didnotbuy.jpg

didnotbuildbear.jpg

destroying.jpg

costumes.jpg

cigandmitt.jpg

buldit03.jpg

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blamemeagain.jpg

birthcert.jpg

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baloney.jpg

baberuth.jpg

advice.jpg

401k.jpg

10reasons.jpg

bulls.jpg

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emptychair.jpg

aborted.jpg

deadpeople.jpg

election.jpg

jobgains.jpg

nolanryan.jpg

imwithstupid.jpg

changediapers.jpg

hittheroad.jpg

decoder.jpg

turnout.jpg

unemploymentchart.jpg

graham.jpg

ryanvobamaplans.jpg

justice.jpg

stupid.jpg

desertship.jpg

debate.jpg

wagons.jpg

vacations.jpg

freelunch.jpg

didntwritethat.jpg

commieregime.jpg

buildit.jpg

8.3.jpg

didntbake.jpg

almostforgot.jpg

afloat.jpg

values.jpg

taleoftwooutfits.jpg

beggar.jpg

campaignspendig.jpg

attemptedrape.jpg

taxreturns.jpg

foodstamp.jpg

corn.jpg

cremationregistry.jpg

babyregistry.jpg

abcbatmanteaparty.jpg

builtitmyself.jpg

buildit01.jpg

barrybuiltthat.jpg

bushdidit.jpg

credit.jpg

class-warfare-cartoon1.jpg

class-warfare-2-cartoon.jpg

class-warfare-3-cartoon.jpg

fandf.jpg

swearing.jpg

foodstamps2.jpg

unelect.jpg

obamacarvillenorecovery.jpg

notatax2.jpg

lieagain.jpg

clowardpivenbomb.jpg

duck.jpg

lidodeck.jpg

obamacare-ruling-iv.jpg

itsatax.jpg

tshirt2.jpg

terry.jpg

golf2.jpg

distraction.jpg

kryptonite.jpg

futuredems.jpg

deal.jpg

doingfine.jpg

amnesty.jpg

obamamoving.jpg

sterling.jpg

bomess.jpg

freeshit.jpg

the-buck-stops-with-bushs-portrait.jpg

ihaveadream.jpg

delete.jpg

halfwhite.jpg

pollingplace.jpg

cartoon-obama-blame-game-300x240.jpg

stillbush.jpg

happytax.jpg

aisle5.jpg

barryandkarlmarx.jpg

dontholdme.jpg

foodstamps.jpg

debt.jpg

bieberandbutthead.jpg

bookvacartions.jpg

dadsmoney.jpg

flipflop.jpg

whoareyou.jpg

piglets.jpg

gaymarriage.jpg

barryandgeorge.jpg

selectiveoutrage.jpg

timesstatueofliberty350.jpg

obbb.jpg

obamatexas.jpg

julialives.jpg

teardownthiswall.jpg

obamakilledosama.jpg

bravedecision.jpg

racebaiter.jpeg

thirdhand.jpg

gopdidit.jpg

doghoodie.jpg

obamapopebirthcontrol.jpg

racialstrife.jpg

bubba_returns.jpg

obamacine.jpg

trio.jpg

legos.jpg

landofoz.jpg

michellevacation.jpg

obamadictatorfinaltan.jpg

worse.jpg

hmmm.jpg

unionlaugh.jpg

offer.jpg

maher.jpg

uniform2.jpg

carney.jpg

candles.jpg

kenyahut.jpg

icecream.jpg

parasites.jpg

thanksobama.jpg

solartruth.jpg

highgasprices.jpg

gasprices.jpg

flaw.jpg

foodnazi.jpg

barrybet.jpg

voltbribe.jpg

mandate.jpg

foodpolice.jpg

safer.jpg

whatido.jpg

friendorfoe.jpg

rushobamaripconstitutionpresser.jpg

changehorsemidstream2webcr-02_08_12.jpg

sheriffjoe.jpg

wontallow.jpg

voteronpaul.jpg

windmill.jpg

siamese.jpg

waterfountain.jpg

captainobama.jpg

markofzero.jpg

empty.jpg

chosen.jpg

runaways.jpg

onionrings.jpg

volt.jpg

seiu.jpg

reagan.jpg

battered.jpg

blockhead.jpg

manchild.jpg

fundamentalchange.jpg

99percent.jpg

wrongway.jpg

weinerholder.jpg

 

From:  

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FRIDAY FUNNIES 10-05-12: FUNNY OBAMA POLITICAL CARTOONS…

Posted on October 5, 2012. Filed under: Obama Unveiled..., Political Humor..., QueenBeeWorld's Friday Funnies... | Tags: , , |

Some funny political cartoons at Obama’s expense to start your weekend off with a smile…

QueenBee

Political Cartoons by Ken Catalino

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FRIDAY FUNNIES: POLITICAL HUMOR 09-28-12…

Posted on September 28, 2012. Filed under: Humor..., Obama Unveiled..., Political Humor..., Politics..., QueenBeeWorld's Friday Funnies... | Tags: , |

With the first of three debates between Obama and Romney just a few days away (Wednesday, October 3rd), I thought a little political humor was in order.  Have a great weekend, and don’t forget to Live, Love and Laugh…

QueenBee

Political Cartoons by Nate Beeler

Political Cartoons by Ken Catalino

Political Cartoons by Glenn Foden

'We heard that laughter is the best medicine, so beginning Monday we'll be regulating it.' by Pike, Douglas

''La Presidencia', 'Palais du General', but no, you had to let your idiot brother Earl name the house.' by Guy & Rodd

47 Percent Free Riders

 Obama-romney Debates

Reaction to Obama Speech

Barack and Bubba

Obama Speech vs. Clinton Speech

The Right Direction

Jobs and Obama's Reelection

Obama's Tough Week

Bush and Obama Portrait

 Obama's Evolution

Forward, Off A Cliff

 Hotel Afghanistan

Obama bows before the Burger King

The Obama Promise

obama-plumber-cartoon

Obama Campaign Cash

Obama's Explains His Position

Obama's Two Modes

State Dinner for China

New Obama Logo

Barack Obama and Jon Stewart

Political Cartoons by Jerry Holbert

 Obama's Connectiveness

Obama's Economic Team

 Obama Distancing

Political Cartoons by Lisa Benson

Obama vs Demogogues

 Obama Shrinks

The Economy, Stupid

Political Cartoons by Glenn McCoy

Obama TV Appearances


Hope vs. Help

Political Cartoons by Jerry Holbert

 Friendly Fire

BP Damage Claims

Political Cartoons by Gary Varvel

Obama's Dripping Approval Ratings

Political Cartoons by Steve Breen

Political Cartoons by Chuck Asay

 Obama Pan

Political Cartoons by Michael Ramirez

PLEASE NOTE:  “Eye Candy” will rot this country…

QueenBee

Political Cartoons by Lisa Benson

Political Cartoons by Eric Allie

Obama Gets Nostalgic

 Obama Transparency

 Obama's Waterloo

Political Cartoons by Glenn McCoy

  1. Political Cartoons by Glenn Foden

Political Cartoons by Robert Ariail

Political Cartoons by Chuck Asay

Political Cartoons by Gary Varvel

Political Cartoons by Ken Catalino

Political Cartoons by Bob Gorrell

I’ll close with a few political quotes…

“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.” —Groucho Marx

“Politics, noun. A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.” —Ambrose Bierce, The Devil’s Dictionary

“The enemy isn’t conservatism. The enemy isn’t liberalism. The enemy is bulls**t.” —Lars-Erik Nelson, political columnist

“Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman’s power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.” —Ambrose Bierce, The Devil’s Dictionary

“Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.” —Will Rogers

The truth comes out when speaking off-prompter…

”UPS and FedEx are doing just fine, right? It’s the Post Office that’s always having problems.”

—Barack Obama, attempting to make the case for government-run healthcare, while simultaneously undercutting his own argument, Portsmouth, N.H., Aug. 11, 2009

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