PIST-AWF: A NEWLY-DEFINED DISEASE THAT IS WIDESPREAD AND HIGHLY CONTAGEOUS…

Posted on June 7, 2015. Filed under: Humor..., Political Humor... | Tags: |

                                                                    

I’m sorry I haven’t been very responsive lately to your comments. I’ve been somewhat under the weather since my doctors informed me that I have an acute case of Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic White House Fatigue (PIST-AWF). For those of you who don’t know what that is, PIST-AWF is a newly-defined disease that is found to be widespread and highly contagious:
January, 2015—Doctors at the CDC released a statement disclosing a new disease that has already infected over half of the United States, and is anticipated to continue to spread. The disease itself affects the cells of a person’s entire body then goes dormant. The disease ravages the body and leaves serious side effects. These side effects have been labeled as PIST-AWF.

Symptoms include:

►Severe pain of the scalp from pulling your own hair while viewing your so-called president pander to Muslim terrorists.

►Uncontrollable heartburn at 8 PM during The O’Reilly Factor.

►Extreme high blood pressure due to endless government scandals with no consequences.

►Loose bowels from swallowing the fact that America elected Obama twice.

►Extreme hunger due to vomiting from nightly viewing of terrorists murdering innocent people.

►Bleeding from the eyes. This is not Ebola. It’s your eyes reacting to accidentally flipping to a channel that shows Al Sharpton as a legitimate news show host.

Since the disease consumes the entire body, every infected person is then identified as the disease itself.

If you feel you have Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic White House Fatigue, please notify your local election board and place your name on the list for a cure. It’s expected, and sincerely hoped, that the cure will be available in November of 2016.

 

I was going to put this in my next “Friday Funnies”, but due to the fact that it’s so close to reality which is not funny at all, I decided to post it today. I pray that when more people are infected with an acute case of PIST-AWF, we’ll finally get rid of the rampant disease that’s been infecting America for the past 6½ years. It’s been spreading globally as well…

QueenBee

 

 

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