FRIDAY FUNNIES: THE IRS AUDIT…

Posted on April 9, 2010. Filed under: Political Humor... |

April 15th is fast approaching so here’s a little tax humor to help lessen the pain.  First, a few funny tax quotes…
 

IRS:  We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got.
Anonymous
 
Ever wonder why the IRS calls it Form 1040?  Because for every $50 you earn, you get 10 and they get 40.
Anonymous
 
Isn’t it appropriate that the month of the tax begins with April Fool’s Day and ends with cries of "May Day!"?
Rob Knauerhase

 
QueenBee
 
 

THE IRS AUDIT…

 

At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital.  While the IRS agent was checking the books, he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a lot of bandages.  What do you do with the end of the roll when there’s too little left to be of any use?"

"Good question," noted the CFO.  "We save them up and send them back to the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of bandages."

"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer.  But on he went, in his obnoxious way. "What about all these plaster purchases?  What do you do with what’s left over after setting a cast on a patient?"

"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question.  "We save it and send it back to the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of plaster."

"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all CFO.  "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"

"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO.  "What we do is save all the little foreskins and send them to the IRS Office, and about once a year they send us a complete dick."

 

 

 

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2 Responses to “FRIDAY FUNNIES: THE IRS AUDIT…”

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Yes, and with any luck, Tom, they\’ll all be left with egg on their faces once they are hatched.

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Sadly, the IRS gets to be the butt of the jokes when they are doing the work that Congress and the President asks them to do. A new humor strain will be hatched when the 16,000 IRS Agents for ObamaCare get on the job.

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