FRIDAY FUNNIES: ICE CREAM SCOOP / GRANDMA’S LETTER…

Posted on February 19, 2010. Filed under: Humor... |

 
It’s good to get back to blogging again.  Here’s something to start your weekend off with a couple of good old fashioned chuckles.
 
Have a great weekend, Everyone…
 
QueenBee
 
 
 

ICE CREAM SCOOP

 

A little old man shuffled slowly into the ‘ Orange Dipper’, an ice cream parlor in Leesburg, and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.

After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.  The waitress asked kindly, ‘Crushed nuts?’

‘No,’ he replied, ‘hemorrhoids.’

 

 

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GRANDMA’S LETTER

 My grandmother is 88 years old and still drives her own car.  She writes:

 Dear Granddaughter,

 The other day, I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a "Honk
 if you love Jesus" bumper sticker.  I was feeling particularly sassy that
 day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed
 by a thunderous prayer meeting.  So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.

 Boy, am I glad I did, what an uplifting experience that followed.

 I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought
 about the Lord and how good He is, and I didn’t notice that the light had
 changed.

 It’s a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn’t honked,
 I’d never have noticed.

 I found that lots of people love Jesus!

 While I was sitting there, the guy behind me started honking like crazy, and
 then he leaned out of his window and screamed, "For the love of God! Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!"

 What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!

 Everyone started honking!

 I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those loving people.

 I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!

 There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him
 yelling something about a sunny beach.

 I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck
 up in the air.

 I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant.

 He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.

 Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and
 gave him the good luck sign right back.

 My grandson burst out laughing.

 Why, even he was enjoying this religious experience!

 A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that
 they got out of their cars and started walking towards me.

 I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when
 I noticed the light had changed.

 So, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, grinned, and drove on through
 the intersection.

 I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection before
 the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them
 after all the love we had shared.

 So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the
 Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.

Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!

Will write again soon,

Love, Grandma

 

 

 

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LOL!!! Thanks, Tom. As far as following politicians who "write books", I\’d rather do it myself and stay with non-fiction 😉

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Missed the funnies and blogs in your absence. You need to hire a guest/ghost writer for planned absences like the politicians who "write books"}. )

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