FRIDAY FUNNIES: REAL NEWSPAPER HEADLINES…

Posted on December 11, 2009. Filed under: Humor... |

   
Extra!  Extra!  Read all about it…Just don’t take it literally…
 
QueenBee 

Actual Newspaper Headlines

 


  1. Include your Children when Baking Cookies
  2. Farmer Bill Dies in House
  3. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
  4. Stud Tires Out
  5. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
  6. Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again
  7. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
  8. Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
  9. Eye Drops off Shelf
  10. Shot Off Woman’s Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66
  11. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax
  12. Stolen Painting Found by Tree
  13. Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One
  14. Deer Kill 17,000
  15. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
  16. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
  17. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
  18. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
  19. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
  20. Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire
  21. British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply
  22. Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
  23. Vaccine May Contain Rabies
  24. Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
  25. Air Head Fired
  26. Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
  27. Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board
  28. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
  29. Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction
  30. Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training

 

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