FRIDAY FUNNIES: QUICK COMMENTS IN THE CLASSROOM…

Posted on May 22, 2009. Filed under: Humor... |

 
Enjoy your weekend…
 
QueenBee
 
 
 TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
 MARIA: Here it is.
 TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
 CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
 JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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 TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
 GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
 TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
 GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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 TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
 DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
 TEACHER: What are you talking about?
 DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
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 TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
 
 WINNIE: Me!
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 TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

 GLEN: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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 TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘I.’
 MILLIE: I is..
 TEACHER: No, Millie….. Always say, ‘I am.’
MILLIE: All right… ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’
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 TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
 LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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 TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

 SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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 TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?

 CLYDE : No, sir. It’s the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
 HAROLD: A teacher
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